10 Ways to Annoy Cholo DeMuro

Call him a poor Mexican bastard.

Tell him he isn't good enough to live in Fiddler's Green.

Point behind him and yell, "Stench alert!" every few minutes.

Dramatically and obviously stalk him until he confronts you, then run away screaming at the top of your lungs.

Try to convince him to train you on how to kill stenches, and when he finally agrees, tell him he's an idiot for using guns instead of nun-chucks and run off, pouting.

Go up to him when he's with Foxy, Mouse, Anchor, Pretty Boy, Riley and Charlie, and scream, "YOU KNOW ITS YOUR BABY, CHOLO, WHY WON'T YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILTY?" before running off, sobbing.

Go up to him when he's with Foxy, Mouse, Anchor, Pretty Boy, Riley and Charlie, and kiss him before running off shrieking with demented laughter.

Steal his leather jacket and wear it around the city proudly.

Run up behind him with hair gel and smear it over his head so his hair lies flat instead of spiky.

Follow him around, smiling creepily until he asks you what you're doing, then demand to bear his children.