SatW- International Cell Block Tango

The SatW females are singing how they killed their lovers 'who had it coming'

based on the Chicago song "Cell Block Tango"


SatW – belongs to Humon


the people singing are based what I think would be best for their personalities and not so much paring (so expect some crack along with head-canon and 'canon') some words were changed,

South Africa:

"And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county
jail in their rendition of the cell block tango"

Mexico-Pop!

Sister Iceland-Six!

Sister England-Squish

New Zealand-Baaaa

Sister Sweden-Cicero

Sister Germany- Italia!

Mexico-Pop!

Sister Iceland-Six!

Sister England-Squish

New Zealand-Baaaa

Sister Sweden-Cicero

Sister Germany- Italia!

Mexico-Pop!

Sister Iceland-Six!

Sister England-Squish

New Zealand-Baaaa

Sister Sweden-Cicero

Sister Germany- Italia!

Mexico {speaking} You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like America
America like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's America layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

[Girls]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Sister Iceland {speaking}

I met Romania Young from
Bucharest about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons (not really just didn't know what to replace it with), you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

{The Girls}

Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

{The Girls}

Pop, six, squish, baa-baa
Cicero, Lipschitz

Sister England {Spoken}

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Scotland,{head-canon/sake for song}
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screaming',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times.."

{The Girls}

If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

New Zealand {'spoken'}

baa baa (what I'm I doing here)

baa baa ba ba (They say my famous tenant held down held down my husband and chopped off his head off) Baa baa (But It's not true!) Baaaa! (I'm Innocent!) baa baa baa(I don't know why the UN says I did it) baa baa baa baa (I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand)

Sister England {Spoken} Yeah but did you do it?

New Zealand {trying to speak} ba-ba Not guilty!

{Girls softly}

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

Sister Sweden {spoken}

My brother, Sweden and
I had this double act
and my husband, Finland, (husband for song sake)
traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,
boozin' and
havin' a few laughs
when we run out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Sweden and
Finland doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Sister Sweden]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[ Sister Sweden]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Sister Sweden]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They took a flower
[Sister Sweden]
All along
[Girls]
In its prime
[Sister Sweden]
I didn't do it
[Girls]
And then they used it
[Sister Sweden]
But if I'd done it
[Girls]
And they abused it
[Sister Sweden]
How could you tell me
[Girls]
It was a murder
[Sister Sweden]
That I was wrong?
[Girls]
But not a crime!

Sister Germany {spoken}

I loved Italy Italia
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found France,
Sister Japan,
Sister Netherlands and Switzerland.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

{Girls}

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Girls]
They had it comin'
[Girls]
They had it comin'
[Girls]
They had it comin'
[Girls]
They had it comin'
[Girls]
They had it comin'
[Girls]
They had it comin'
[Girls]
All along
[Girls]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[Girls]
How could you tell us
[Girls]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

Mexico {Spoken}

You pop that gum one more time!

Sister Iceland {Spoken}

Single my ass.

Sister England {Spoken}

Ten Times!

New Zealand {'Spoken'}

Baa baa UN baa baa

(why UN close prison?)

Sister Sweden {Spoken}

Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

Sister Germany {Spoken}

Artistic differences.

Mexico-Pop!

Sister Iceland-Six!

Sister England-Squish

New Zealand-Baaaa

Sister Sweden-Cicero

Sister Germany- Italia!

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