FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
"GOD DAMN ALL MEN!" Lucy shouted in a rage, "I confess and what does he do? He freaking tells me he already has a girlfriend! AFTER FLIRTING WHITH ME FOR TWO FREAKING MONTHS!" Lucy breathed heavily after her rage moment.
"Would you like me to go beat him up?" Natsu calmly answered the pissed off blonde.
"No it's fine, it's my fault anyways."
Two days later the guy got a note: "Are you gay? If you are not then you are making an enemy of our guild. Signed Fairy Tail"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
Lucy was crying, "Why did he break up with me? Is it because I am ugly? Dumb? A mage? WHY?"
Natsu looked ready to kill someone, "No it is none of those reasons, it is only because the guy is a douchebag. Nothing else."
"Oh, thanks Natsu. You are the best."
The next day Natsu walked over to the idiot's house and told him that if he doesn't get lost in seven days, the infamous salamander will personally destroy him.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
Lucy was balancing on the stone wall separating the street from the river. Natsu, being the greedy pig he was walking her home hoping she would feed him. It was cold out side, and Lucy shivered. Then a gust of wind blew and Lucy tripped in to the ice cold water.
"Hm," Natsu turned around and saw Lucy in the river, "Oh, it's just you. Walk much weirdo?"
He wasn't fed that day, although Happy got a gigantic fish waiting for him in Lucy's freezer.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
"There is this guy I saw today while I was out shopping and…" Lucy droned on and on about some guy she met today to Mira and Levy, "But the thing is that I didn't get his number! Now how am I supposed to find him and make him ask me out?"
"Don't worry!" Levy smiled at her friend, "We can all go tomorrow and look for him downtown!"
Lucy smiled in return and agreed that that would be a good idea.
That same day she found him on her doorstep tied up and gagged with a note, You were looking for this? –Natsu, tied to him. Natsu was beat up by one pissed blonde the next day, at the guild.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Lucy was crying and no one had any idea what to do. Some people carefully sneaked out of the guild fearing Erza's rage, some tried to offer Lucy some console, but most were just sitting around looking like idiots.
Levy walked up to Lucy carefully, "Are you OK? Did something happen?"
"Yah, I was walking here and someone on purpose splashed mud all over my new outfit that cost me about two months of rent. And now it's ruined!"
"Oh, it's ok. We can go and get you another one as soon as we get to town." Levy tried cheering her friend up.
Natsu who heard the whole story looked at the blonde and laughed, "Ha ha, loser!" fully aware of the consequences.
Lucy immediately stopped crying and glared at Natsu, "Say what?"
"And that's how you make Lucy stop crying."
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
It was hot and Lucy was thirsty and Mira just ran out of sodas.
"Here you can have mine," Erza tried giving Lucy her soda.
"No, it's fine." Lucy answered smiling.
Natsu who heard the exchange looked up at the blonde, "Luce you want a soda?"
Natsu walked over to the girl and dumped his drink on her, "There you go."
The sounds of Natsu getting Lucy Kicked into the wall multiple times rang through the guild.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
It was raining. You know, the hard-core, middle-of-summer-in-Fiore, kind of rain. So it was no surprise that Lucy was complaining that Natsu has an umbrella and she doesn't. Someone offered it to Natsu, and he took it.
"Natsu! Share!" The blonde was threatening the fire mage with her spirits.
"Do what, steal it?
Lucy got a devious smirk in her eyes, "Wah?" escaped from Natsu as Lucy stole his umblerla
"Run, bitch, run. Cause you are not getting this back." Lucy smirked at the poor boy.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
"Natsu, I need help."
"I kind of got mad at a couple of guys who tried to grope me, and well…"
"Gone Erza on them."
"Oh… Where are the bodies? I'll help you move them."
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
"Natsu I am holding you responsible for this predicament! It is all your fault I had to call Levy and ask her to bail us out!"
"BUT THAT WAS AWESOME! WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN!"
The two poor souls where stuck in jail for destroying a national monument. The only comment I could get out of Natsu was that he wanted things to go boom again.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
I think this one is self-explainable considering the Dragons-slayers mouth and eating habbits.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
After about a month after Natsu found Igneel, and went to train with him (Lucy tagged along too) they were ready to go back to Fairy Tail.
"Thank you Igneel-san for all that you taught me about my magic and fire magic. I will practice it everyday."
"No need to call me –san Lucy, you can just call me Dad, because I am pretty sure I will be yours soon."
"Ok then Dad! We'll come to visit I promise."
No one understood what Igneel meant until the fateful day two years later when the two got married.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DANG! We messed up!"
"Poor Lucy, getting stuck with Natsu in jail again. Whose turn is it to bail them out?"
"Mine!" Cana shouted out, "I'll go now."
When the three got back to Fairy Tail everyone was greeted by a strange sight. Lucy was glaring at Natsu and the dragon slayer, surprisingly, was covering and mumbiling something. Later the guild found out that she was saying that they messed up again.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
"Luce remember that time when you were crying over mud on you new outfit?"
"Ya.. that was funny."
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
"We need to call Lucy right away."
As everyone was fumbling around to dial her number, Natsu was already calling her via speed dial. "Luce? You were published"