MaLindura: OMG WHAT? YUP. A TRUTH OR DARE GAME SHOW BY THE SEXY ONE.

Razuberi: Wait a sec. You're a 14 year—

MaLindura: But I am your mistress. I created you. And I can wipe from the face of the Earth as fast as I created you. Clear?

Razuberi: … Yes….

MaLindura: UBER! NOW, I'm not going to bother saying a disclaimer. I'm pretty sure you've all figured out I don't own the original show. ALSO. If you want to join just ask! :3 And fill this out, too.

Name:

Age:

Race: (Mew? Human? Alien? Vampire? Werewolf? VampireWerewolfZombie?)

Gender: (Get sum hot boys in here!)

Outfit: (shoes, shirt, and shit like that.)

(if Mew) Mew Outfit:

(if Mew) Mew Weapon: (Also how it's summoned, used, and what it looks like.)

Personality:

Other:

(like, do you like a certain TMM character? Do you want characters from another show in here? Are you a demon vampire princess from the Hell of another dimension?LOLWUT?

AND PUT DARES ALSO. PLEASE.

WARNING; WARNING:

EXTREME RANDOMNESS.

LOTS OF CURSING. LOTS OF IT.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

RULES:

NO DARES FOR ME TO DO SMUT. (not that I haven't try to, but I'm trying to keep this a T rated story.) AND FOR THE APPLICATIONS, NO TRYING TO OVER POWER THE ORIGINAL HOSTESS.

HAVE AT LEAST A LITTLE GRAMMAR. IF I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR REVIEW, I WILL NOT USE IT. THANK FOR READING THIS.

ANYWAYS. TO THE SHOW.:

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Ichigo: -groans while sitting up- What happened, Nya? –stretches-

Minto: More like "Where are we?" !

Ichigo: Huh—OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

Ryou: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, Ichigo, stop yelling. –he holds his head, pain evident on his face.-

Pudding: I think it's this mud, NaNoDa…

Retasu: … I don't think that's mud…

Zakuro: Does anyone have an idea as to where we are?

Kisshu: Our powers aren't working! I can't even fly damnit!

Pai: My computer isn't able to pinpoint where we are.

Keichiiro: Cake.

Masaya: Ichigo! I'm glad to know you're ok! –walks over to Ichigo and hugs her-

Ichigo: -hugs back- Aoyamma! You're here! I'm so happy now—

Razuberi: Cut the crap, Lovebirds!

Cherry: Seriously, stop unless you want the smell of my puke joining the smell of the … Mud.

Ryou: -walks over to Cherry and hugs her- So no hugs for me?

Cherry: -blushes deeply- I-I never said that.

Razuberi: Yer look like a tomato.

Cherry: SHUT UP.

Zakuro: We should really try to figure out how to get—WOAH!

-The floor starts to rise, and the roof starts to move the side, revealing a TV set like room, that seems to go on, on, on and not have any walls.-

Taruto: Where are we…?

Keichiiro: I have no idea…

MaLindura: -Speaking into a strange looking microphone.- Welcome! To T OR D A LA' MODE. Where we kill tree huggers with multiple personalities~ -She glares at Masaya-

And have the Mew Mews, The Aliens, And the other guys complete the weirdest dares our audience at home/office/gym/ park/ crapper send in dares for the "guests" to do!

Ryou: Who are you—

MaLindura: SHUT IT METALBITCH

Cherry and Razuberi: ULTIMATE. PWNAGE.

MaLindura: Damn straight.

Ichigo: So… Where are we? –holding on crushingly tight to Masaya-

Masaya: Ichi…go… my… Arm…

Ichigo: OH, SORRY! –lets go-

Everyone except for Ichigo and Masaya: -sigh-

MaLindura: Fuck you, Treehugger.

Masaya: What did I do?

MaLindura: So you know your nickname? –smiles slyly-

Masaya: What? Um… No.

MaLindura: Ri~~~~~~ght.

Ichigo: -annoyed- My question~!

MaLindura: Cool it, Koneko-chan.

Kisshu: MY NICKNAME, GET YOURS.

MaLindura: You go first.

Kisshu: … What.

Razuberi: So yeah, where are we?

MaLindura: Did you not hear me when I was bringing you idiots up?

Everyone except the host: No.

MaLindura: Then you can figure it out.

Everyone except the host: D'awwwww.

MaLindura: Not giving a shit here~~~~~~~~~~. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnyways, since this IS the first chapter, I have no dares. So, send some awesome dares in people! You know you want to. So do it. Now.

Pudding: She scares me NaNoDa!

MaLindura: STOP THAT.

Taruto: Wha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~t?

MaLindura: See what you're doing. I don't like it.

Pudding: -?-

MaLindura: There's a bug in your hair.

Pudding: -Feels her hair all up and down- I don't— oh.

MaLindura: Oh well, dares. Now. BTW, I need more hosts/hostess. And YES! You can ask me to put another fandom in here. Like Homestuck, and Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia, and stuff like that!

Retasu: Um… Who are you talking to?

MaLindura: DON'T INTERUPT ME WHILE I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Mews: The what?

ML: THE FOUR—You know what, it doesn't matter. –She takes a box with a giant red button out- Bye.

-Suddenly, the cast is push back onto the floor from where they came up and taken to their confinery.-

Yeah. Dares. And truths, while you're at it. Lots. Yeah.

ML: Just—

OKAYTHNXBYE