Authors note:

Well this is my first fan fic so there may be OOC-ness so please correct me if there is.

Um warnings are that there is that KK and the other trolls will definitely troll everyone at least once (I mean the Homestuck kids) so yes there will be swearing and another fair warning just be sure you at least know some things about Homestuck because I won't explain anything.

Detentionairestuck

It was a pretty normal day for Lee Ping, that is if you think figuring a way out of detention and finding the person who set you up for the biggest prank of the year.

"Psssst, hey Lee." Whispered Holger,his best friend, "Didn't you say your Cousin was going to go to this school?"

"Yeah what about it?"Lee asked.

"Well did she say anything about something big happening or joining the news desk?"Holger answered.

"Well no but she did say something about how some of her friends were also going to go to this school."Lee replied, "Why do you ask."

"It's because she might be on the news desk."Holger answered.

"Well we'll see."Lee answered.

"Good morning A. Nigma High! Tina Kwee." came the voice from the T.V. It was Tina Kwee the school reporter (and Lee's crush) and sitting next to her was a girl with black hair tied back in a pony tail.

"And I`m Carol Zhang." Said the girl, "And I`m joining Tina on the news desk."

"Yep, and she is one of the five new students which you should be introduced to right now."

When Tina said that four other kids walked through the door to Lee`s classroom. The first kid had short kind of messy black hair and he was wearing a white T-shirt that had some kind of green worm thing that looked like it was form ghost busters on it, he had glasses and three buckteeth and he had a big goofy grin on his face and he was wearing a pair of shorts.

The second kid was wearing shades and he had a shirt with long red sleeves, but it was only the sleeves on it were red and it had a vinyl disc in the middle of it and the disc had a jagged line through it, and he had white blond hair and he had on a pair of skinny jeans.

The third kid was a girl and she had long black hair with a white T-shirt and the symbol in the middle seemed to be changing and she had two buckteeth and she was wearing a long button up skirt and glasses as well.

The fourth kid was also a girl and she had a T-shirt with a squid like creature on it and she had a knee length skirt and she had short, white blond hair with a hair band.

"Hi!" Came the enthusiastic voice of the kid with short black hair, "My name's John Egbert!"

"Yo I'm Dave Strider." Came the calmer cooler voice of the kid with white blond hair.

"Hi I'm Jade Harley."Said the girl with black hair in a calm polite voice.

"Hello I'm Rose Lalonde." Said the girl with white blond hair.

Somewhere on pesterchum.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBioligist [EG]

CG: OKAY NUMBNUTS RIGHT NOW I AM IN AN INCREDIBLY BAD MOOD SO I AM GOING TO ONLY SAY THIS FUCKING ONCE AND DON'T WHINE TO ME IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

CG: ACCORDING TO TEREZI WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME SORT OF FUCKING MEETING TONIGHT SO ASK CAROL TO DO HER HACKING THING OR WHATEVER SHIT SHE DOES TO GET ALL OF US LINKED.

CG: WELL SINCE YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE COURTEOUS ENOUGH TO FUCKING ANSWER ME I WILL SAY GOOD FUCKING BYE.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling ectoBioligist [EG]

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

GC: H3Y K4RKL3S GU3SS WH4T.

CG: OKAY TEREZI TWO THINGS FIRST OF ALL DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT SECOND OF ALL I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

GC: H33 H33 I KNOW SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT TH3 HUM4NS

CG: LIKE I SAID BEFORE I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

GC: H33 H33

CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT

GC: OH NOTH1NG

CG: TEREZI AS YOUR FORMER LEADER I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE GIGGLING ABOUT.

GC: G33Z K4RKL3S YOU DON'T N33D TO GO FL1PP1NG YOUR SH1T OV3R TH1S BUT TH3 HUM4NS 4R3 4T 4 PL4C3 C4LL3D SCHOOL 1T SOUNDS L1K3 FUN THOUGH

CG: DON'T CALL FUCKING CALL ME THAT OKAY.

GC: H33 H33 M4YB3 BY3 BY3 K4RKL3ES

CG: DON'T CALL ME THAT . . . AND GOOD BYE.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TA: KK can you d0 20methiing ab0ut Gamzee and hii2 computer

CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

TA: ii d0n't kn0w 20mething

CG: WELL I AM A SUCKY PROGRAMER SO I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

TA: fiine

twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

Well that's Karkat's day for ya.

Edit: Yeah I just learned that Dave's hair is in fact a very, very, very light blond colour same as Rose, ( checked on MSPA wiki)

Well yeah I still need to brainstorm and plot stuff and shenanigans so yeah here is the end of chap. One Introductions.