Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. They belong to J. K. Rowling. The only things I own are the plotline and this magic donut. But I may just be able to convince her to sell me Draco . . .

A/N: My first fic, so constructive criticism would help.


Hermione Granger screamed.

Draco Malfoy, the cause of her anger, merely looked at her.

"Done screaming, Granger?" he smirked.

"You turn my hair bright purple and all you say is 'Done screaming'?"

"Yep."

"You . . . Go snog a beaver, Malfoy." she sneered, obviously proud of herself.

"Well well, been studying up on comebacks, have we, Granger?"

"Just because I've got better comebacks than you does not mean that I was studying them!" she shrieked.

"Well, since you study for everything, I figured you'd be your bookwormy self and do that."

She groaned. "How did you become Head Boy again?"

"Well, I'm handsome, smart, rich, chivalrous–"

"Stop going on about nonexistent qualities."

"But they're true!" he glared.

"Hmm, I don't see them." She smirked.

"Did you just smirk my smirk, Granger?" He stood up, towering over her 5'7 stature with his 6'2 height.

"Why does it matter? And stop trying to intimidate me with your height, ferret."

"I don't want to."

"That's it. Turn my hair back or else–mmmph!" she was cut off by his lips on hers.

They kissed for a few seconds more, then she pulled away.

"What do you think you're doing, Malfoy?"

"Well, you told me to go snog a beaver so I am."

"Are you implying that I am a beaver?"

"No, I'm implying that we snog some more." He leant forward but stopped when she began to speak.

"What about Harry and Ron? You know they'll go ballistic if they find out we're dating."

"Pothead and Weasel can go eat the giant squid for all I care." He smirked.

"Er . . . "

"You were saying, before I kissed you"

"Oh, I was going to say to turn my hair back or else I'll Imperio you and have you dance in a pink tutu in the middle of the Great Hall."

"That's a bad idea." He shuddered.

"Yes. Yes it is." She snickered.


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