Author's Note: This is my fifthteenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit Vs. Lola Bunny from Space Jam. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves. This was requested by XenaTheAlienChick.
BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan. Go check out his ERBOH series. They're quite good.
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Lola Bunny? Please! I have a better chance of winning/
Oh wait. That's the ending. Let me go back to the beginning.
Think you can destroy me? Well come on, let's dance!/
You'd probably cheat on your boyfriend if you had the chance.
I shot you with tranquilizers, I'm your game warden/
And you were only made to work alongside Michael Jordan.
Bugs Bunny needs a knockout from Roger Rabbit/
I'm afraid it's time to drop you like a bad habit!
You're a flat cartoon character in the 3rd dimension/
And with the outfits you wear, you always seem to dress for attention.
I'm famous and I know it. Also I'm not gonna tell a lie/
But you're a tart and Roger always acts like he's high.
You wear too much make up for anyone to fall for you/
Which always makes me ask, what would Judge Doom do?
You're a freak of nature, something that God forbids/
And for goodness sake, stop flashing your gold mine to little kids!
You play well on the court but you're not all that grand/
Bugs Bunny's only your boyfriend because of your one night stand!
Your skills with a basketball in Space Jam was just mediocre/
Go spend some time with the Looney Tunes cast playing strip poker!
Your 15 minutes of fame have become your immersion/
You were better at your job in that Loonatics Unleashed version.
You're the easiest rapper I ever beaten and fought/
While bouncing balls over the basket ball court!
Well Miss Jessica Rabbit, where on earth do I even begin?/
I'm popular than you because I'm showing off more skin.
Allow me to ask: are you just wrong in the head? /
'cause it's time you stopped rapping and to Toontown you fled.
Here we are, you're middle-aged and I'm still young/
I'm a lyrical Houdini, you're just a slip of the tongue.
I've been to so many places and seen many faces/
But I've dropped your reign like Skrillex's basses!