A Twist of Lime: Candy Coated For Your Pleasure

...because is it really realistic for so many women to fall for Travis? An amusing look at Travis Touchdown's love life.

"I only ask you this question because I'm concerned for your safety, Travis...not to mention the sanity of these girls..." She added, raising an eyebrow at the otaku.

"Is it so hard to believe that they'd be interested in me?" He asked in a slightly cocky fashion.

"Hnn...ever since you've bedded Silvia you've had a smug sense of superiority about you. Not that that was really a hard feat to accomplish, seeing as she'd sleep with just about anyone she can get her whorish paws on."

"I believe I sense some jealousy here. What, envious that you couldn't have me before she did?" He questioned with a devious smirk, leaning next to her.

At this, she wrinkled her nose in disgust, moving away from him to the other side of the room. "Hardly. I say that because now I worry you may have contracted something. You'd do best to stay far from me, because I certainly don't want anything that woman of the night may have."

"Still sounds like envy from where I'm standin'." He replied, that annoying grin still plastered on his face.

"Well Travis, you've never quite stood on stable, level ground, have you?" She retorted with a roll of the eyes. "Much to your dismay, I have no romantic nor sexual interest in you. Even the mere thought of your...sexual experience causes me to cringe. I pity your pillow."

"Just because of that one time-"

She snorted, shaking her head. "One time, Travis? I believe I have walked in on you doing that at least a handful of times by now."

"It's not my fault you decide to just barge in!"

"Either learn to lock your door or indulge one of your fangirls. I'm sure you could use the practice, and what better way than on something that's living and breathing? Like Shinobu. She's sick in the head over you."

He shook his head, shuddering slightly. "Yeah, no, it's too creepy. Too much like teacher and student."

At this, she blinked, mildly surprised. "Hm? Color me surprised. I thought that would be one of your kinks."

"I'm not a pedophile!"

"Says the man who has posters of scantily clad young anime girls all over the walls of his hotel room."

"That's different..."

"Whatever helps you go to sleep at night." She replied, moving from the wall and towards the exit.

"Hey, where you goin'?" Travis questioned, causing her to turn slightly.

"As much as I would love to continue this conversation about these obviously disturbed women that wish to sleep with you, unlike you Captain Masturbation, I have a life. If on the off-chance you can not find a girl willing to sleep with you, mix it up. Try your left hand." And with a wink, she had left.