"Absolutley not, Acosta. I re-fuuse."
I smirked at Sammy's slurred words. She got about ten minutes of sleep before abruptly waking up and demanding we go back to school so she could keep an eye on her sister. But when I suggested she invite her sister to sit at our table, she lost it.
"She'll- she'll heathenize you or something!"
I laughed. "Heathenize is a word?"
"Pay more attention to your books in English instead of me and maybe you'll learn something."
My neck started burning. Which meant it was going red and eventually the blush would spread to my face.
"So…let me get this straight. You're worried she'll heathenize me? Sammy, give me a little credit. I won't fall for her little games, okay? And if you want to keep an eye on her, al you have to do is invite her to sit with us."
She stared at me. "After what she did to Marissa, Dot, Holly, and Sasha?"
I sighed. "I admit, that was awful what she did. But think about it. Do you want her to do more damage during lunch?"
She pinched the bridge of her nose. "She was going to join us anyway, whether I wanted her to or not. My mom would have my ass on a silver platter if I didn't introduce her to my friends. I was hoping you'd object to her sitting with us."
I gave her a small smile. "Well, you'll be sitting next to me so there shall be no heathenizing at lunch."
DIVIDING LINE AND WHATNOT… IM BLUE DA BA DEE DABBA DAIII BLUE DA BA DEE DABBA DAAAI DA BA DEE DABBA DAAI…
"Ohemmgee haai! So I guess you had room at your table after all!" I closed my eyes in frustration.
"That seat is for my friend's sister, Rihanna."
She smiled, all perky-like. "I know, silly! Sammy's my sister."
Of course… Figures that the wrong twin would flirt with me. I look to where Sammy is standing behind her with her lunch tray. She has a mortified look on her face. She says, "Oh God, she's already flirted with you? I'm done. You can find me in the library."
Dot and Holly hook their arms through Sammy's and drag her to the table next to me. Rihanna sits down on the other side of me and hooks her arm through mine. "Woww, your arms are soo strong. Do you work out?"
I sighed and then told her, "Cut the bullshit."
She looked at me, eyes wide. "Wha-?"
Marissa, Dot, Holly, and Sammy looked at each other and started laughing. All of a sudden, Billy groaned and started singing, "Oh Mickey, you so fine, you so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey." And he sang that line three times.
I stared at them blankly. "Did I miss something?"
Sammy said, "We bet Billy that in the first minute of meeting you, she'd start flirting all innocently and say 'Wha?'. And if she did, he'd have to sing Hey Mickey. "
I raised an eyebrow. "Why… forget it. I don't wanna know."
Suddenly Rihanna says, "Oh shit. I forgot to buy my Evian. Be right back." And she gives a ridiculous looking wave good bye.
She doesn't even bother making the line. She just skips the person at the register…who just so happens to be Heather. And I really don't want to go through this. It's too close to the end of the day for anything to be eaten by Heather. From what I can see, they exchange a few nasty words and then Rihanna grabs a hot dog from the counter and stuffs it down Heather's shirt and says a few more words, which I doubt are the words, 'I'm sorry.'
DIVIDING LINE BECAUSE IM INCREDIBLY LAZY. SWEET LITTLE BUMBLEBEE I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME…
"Oh God. Now, I KNOW she's evil!" I said. Sammy always invites me and Marissa to her house on Friday's.
She laughs. "I think you're overreacting, Casey."
Marissa jumped in, "He's not!"
I said, 'I can't believe she put up… ONE DIRECTION POSTERS! THE HORROR!"
Marissa yelled, "WHERE ARE THE WANTED POSTERS? IS SHE OUT OF HER MIND?"
Sammy rolled her eyes. "Your standards are amazing, you know that?"
"I know they are." I tell her, "So if I put your iPhone on shuffle, what song is gonna play?"
She rolls her eyes. "Gummibear will play."
I give her a look. "For real?"
She laughs. "I don't know. Put it on shuffle and we'll find out."
Don't keep me waiting, anticipating, treating me like a fool… I got news for you, I'm turning my back, I'm dropping a bomb on you… A-aah!
I turn to Sammy. "Why is she on this? Please tell me why Miley Cyrus is on your phone."
Her eyes widen mockingly. "Are you a hater? C'mon Case, since when is it a crime to like the cover song she did?"
I shrug. "I don't know."
"Then hush up and listen to it. At least I don't have Hoedown Throwdown or something like that. "
"And I love you for that. I beg of thee, no Hannah."
She rolled her eyes playfully.
"SAM-MY! WHERE IS MY CURLING IRON?"
Saammy sighed and called back to Rihanna, "I didn't take your curling iron!"
"OH THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BEAUTY ILLITERATE. YOU HAVE NO SHAME, WALKING IN TO SCHOOL LOOKING LIKE THAT. GOD, NO WONDER YOUR SINGLE. WHAT GUY IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER LOOK AT YOU? YOU'RE REALLY QUITE WORTHLESS YOU KNOW? MOM DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU, WHAT MAKES YOU THIK THAT DAD WILL? I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HIS LITTLE PRINCESS. AND WHAT ARE YOU? THE GIRL HE'S GLAD HE DIDN'T PICK TO TAKE HOME WITH HIM!"
Sammy raised her eyebrows. "That all you got to say? Are you losing your touch already?"
It was silent for a few seconds until Rihanna yelled back, "WHORE!"
Sammy said loud enough for her to hear, "Whatever happened to me never being able to get a guy?"
Then it was silent. "Sorry about her. Can't cure the crazy…"
Rihanna walked in, "I'll show you cray- Oh! Casey! I didn't know you were coming over to see me!"
"I'm not." I told her. "I'm here to visit Sammy."
She pulled a little hurt puppy dog face and left the room.
A/N: I'm stopping this short because I just started brainstorming an idea for a one-shot tat I REALLY wanna try. But then I swear I'll get right back to this. This is gonna be my little pet project. And I changed it to Kicking and Screaming. Why? Im not really sure =\ I just listened to that song by Miley Cyrus and I'm like… It sounds better than Sister, Sister. Because I got the name Sister, Sister from that old show with Tia and Tamera… you know the kone I'm talking about right? If not, then I'm just getting old. But the thing is, those twins actually loved each other. Sammy and Rihanna don't.
So anyway, I'll try to get that new oneshot up as soon as I can think of what I want to happen in it ._. All I know is that there shall be Cammy.