Once again, this is just an introduction so if you want the story, go to the next page.

Ok?

Yeah, that button up there.

The one which say 'next'.

Press that.

I mean click with your mouse!

No?

You're still reading?

What? Expecting me to say something funny?

Well I'm not.

Not this time.

Nothing.

You might as well go to the next page.

Nothing to see here.

Sorry to disappoint.

Just go read the story.

And please don't forget to review, they really make my day.

Nope. Still nothing constructive to say.

Look, I'm just wasting your time here. Go to the next page!

What! You're still reading?

Come on aren't you bored yet?

The story is a good one I promise but you have to get past this page first.

You have to go to the next page to read the story.

No story here love.

Just random things telling you to go to the next page.

OH for crying out loud, you are sssssssstttttttiiiiillllll reading?

You must be one dedicated reader or a really bored one.

Alright! Alright! I'll tell you about the story!

Yikes.

Anyway.

I've based it very loosely on the anime Ouran High School Host Club. If you've never seen or heard of it, go find it. A BRILLIANT video is to YouTube search 'Ouran High School Never Ends (Anime North 2008 Best In Show)'. Go, watch it, love it then come back here.

Watched it?

You back now?

Ok, onto the story.

Well, in the story you're about to read there is a poor scholarship student (Rin) and a rich silent popular student. (Sesshomaru but as if I needed to tell you that.)

The two of them get forced together but then just keep meeting up, even when he's year 12 and she's a year 7. That's… umm… actually… I don't know the American equivalent. In England it's the first and last year of Secondary school. You're 11 in year 7 and about 18 in year 12.

Which thanks to Challen Evergreen I now know, in the US your in fifth grade at 11 and twelfth grade at 18. So there you go. Rin is in fifth grade and Sesshomaru is in twelfth.

Anyway… there is a bit of bullying in the story so… might want to be warned about that.

Ok that's it, go on, you can read the story now.

That's it!

I've no more to tell you!

Yep.

I'm just writing rubbish now!

Pink elephants have purple underwear while the red lions have seven toes on each hand. I once saw a fish with a hat on while riding a donkey in space.

See?

Now some random facts;

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

See, rubbish. So go on, read the story.

Ok?

Right I think we've got rid of the weak links.

So, now to the real dedicated readers.

You are the reeeeeal readers.

So, I think I better tell you a few other things.

Unfortunately 'The Dog Princess' is on hold at the moment simply because I can't think of a way to end it. I want a fight scene between Naraku and Sesshomaru but lord knows I can't write one! I've tried. Believe me I… have… tried!

If any of you who have made it this far knows how to write a good fight scene… PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAEEEEEEESSSSSE HELP ME! I will do aaaanyyyything for some help on this!

Ahem… so… now the begging is done… I would also just like to say, thanks for reading this far down.

I hope you had as much of a laugh as I did writing this stupid intro and as thank you for your dedication and putting up with my total and inexcusable stupidity, I would like to offer you the chance to have a character named after, or by you, in 'High School'.

Hell, if you want, you could even put your OC (or create one specially) in my story, as a thank you for putting up with this.

But if you would like this limited time opportunity, PM me with your character name, description and if they are a good person, bad person or just a passer-by. (Need a few of all so… go ahead.)

But PM me as I don't want those who gave up half way down this stupid to get the reward… they don't deserve it. Only real hard core readers like you should get this reward.

Unfortunatly the story is finished now. I can't get any more OCCs in. Sorry.

Right… so… umm… Yeah… read, review, enjoy. :D

Oh and well done for getting this far.

SL… out.

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