"Hello, all. For those of you who don't know me, I am Travis Stoll. Yes, the extremely charming and handsome son of Hermes that is head counselor of Cabin Eleven. I am also the one dating the wonderful Katie Gardner, so sorry ladies, but this sexy beast is taken!"

"Who's a sexy beast? The only person I'm dating is you Travis, and you are very far from a sexy beast, Travis!" Katie called from the room next door.

"Nobody, dear!" I called back.

"I thought so! We already had that discussion about you believing you were a 'sexy beast!' It didn't end well!" she called back.

"Women!" I groaned.

"What was that?" she called back.

"Nothing, sweetie!" I squeaked.

"Fine. Whatever." she called back.

"Connor, close the door quickly!"

Connor scampered towards the door, and I sighed in relief.

"Get on with the show, Travis! We all need these tips!" Percy muttered.

Nico, Frank, Leo, Jason, Connor, Chris, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hermes, and Apollo all muttered their agreement. Connor angled the camera towards me again.

"Ah, so where was I. Oh, yes, the introductions! I am Travis Stoll, and I am here to decode the nine most dangerous words of a woman!"

All the guys hooted.

"Yes, we all know them! The responses we get whenever we do something to our girls, but never really understand! I will explain these words, and warning they hold. You will hear of the experiences I had with these words, as well as the experiences my dear friends here with me today had with these words. So buckle up, and get ready for the ride, because the fact you bought this DVD proves this ride sure will be bumpy!"