Standard Fanfic Disclaimer that wouldn't last ten seconds in a court of law: These aren't my characters. I'm just borrowing them for, um, er, typing practice. Yeah, that's it, typing practice. They are borrowed from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is based on Marvel Comics, and will be returned to Marvel and Disney (relatively) unharmed, or at least suitably bandaged. This is my first drabble, and the disclaimer is longer than the story. This ficlet takes place approximately two years after The Avengers movie.
by Susan M. M.
for Spyro Nights
Thor sat with his arms wrapped around Jane Foster-Blake's wonderfully rounded belly.
"No," she said again.
"I would honor a brave warrior."
"We are not naming the baby Coul Thorson."
"No," the astrophysicist interrupted her husband. "We are not naming the baby Coul Thorson; he'd get teased at school."
Thor declared, "Phil Coulson was noble and valiant. He left no son to ensure his name be remembered."
"Um, Philip Stark? Tony and Pepper's boy?" Jane reminded him.
"A skald does not leave one tale. A smith forges many blades. The Son of Coul deserves -"