"Ugh! That's disgusting!"

"Quick, quick, quick, burn it or something, just get rid of it!"

"It puked on me!"

"Do all babies do that? !"


"Oh, god! He's peeing in the fridge!"

"Grab him quick, he's trying to shut the cat in the dryer!"

"Where the hell did all of that glitter come from? !"

"I hafta potty!"

"Oh, my god! It's everywhere!"

"Well kids, now that your first babysitting mission is over, I've been instructed to give you a special lesson."

An hour later...

"Those things we looked after this morning come from SEX? !"

"To sum it up, yes."


"If you even think about touching me, I'll kill you!"