How Naruto Beat Sasuke

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: I got this idea early one morning and just had to write it out. Not totally sure if someone else had already done this. If not, then yeah I am the first. If someone already did then I hope mine is different than yours. Enjoy!


Sasuke Uchiha stood with a permanent glare in his eyes and a scowl on his face. He had killed his brother Itachi and now he was on his way to destroy the village that hurt his brother. His former home. Sasuke leapt with vengeance in his heart ready to kill every man, woman, and child in the Leaf village. His goal the ultimate destruction of the Leaf village.

"Sasuke!"

The great avenger turned and found Naruto standing in his way.

"What are you doing here loser, come to finally die" Sasuke said.

"No, I am here to take you back" Naruto said.

"Hn, like you can. You failed each time and I almost killed you each time" Sasuke said smugly.

"Not this time, this time I am taking you in" Naruto said with confidence.

Sasuke pulled out his sword to kill his former teammate and friend.

Naruto made a hand sign.

"Fan Girl Special Jutsu!"

Soon hundreds and hundreds of fan girls filled the area. They ranged from practically every age, shape and form. Naruto had combined his henge and shadow clone to create this technique.

Sasuke saw all these fan girls. All of them saying things like: 'Sasuke will you go out with me?' 'Sasuke will you marry me?' 'Sasuke, I want to be the mother of you children' and 'I love you Sasuke'. The great avenger did the only thing he could do in the face of such a ghastly sight, he ran.

Dropping his sword Sasuke ran as fast as he could. His face was etched with fear, pure and utter fear. The fan girls charged at him from all sides.

As Sasuke ran tears streamed down his face as he begged them to leave him alone. The great Uchiha, who killed Orochimaru and his own brother was running scared from a giant hoard of fan girls.

"Please, leave me alone, just leave me alone" the avenger panted.

"Sasuke, where are you going?"

"Come back Sasuke, we love you!"

"We just want to love you Sasuke!"

Sasuke ran and ran then when he stopped to catch his breath he looked up to see several fan girls standing there blocking his exit.

"Where are you going Sasuke? We just want a date?" one of the fan girls asked.

"Yeah, we just want you to marry us Sasuke" another fan girl said.

"We also want to have your babies, Sasuke" another fan girl said.

Sasuke bolted again trying to get away. He could still hear them all from all sides of him begging for dates, for marriage, for wanting to have his kids. There was no escape it seemed. Would he be on the run like this for the rest of his life? He didn't know how far he ran, but soon he collapsed too tired to go on.

"Hey Sasuke."

Sasuke looked up to see Naruto standing before him looking down.

"Please Naruto, please get rid of them. I'll do anything, just please get rid of them" Sasuke begged.

"Anything?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, anything. Just rid of them, please" Sasuke pleaded.

"So you'll turn yourself in without any trouble?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, take me in. I'll take any punishment you give, just make them stop" Sasuke cried.

Naruto looked up to see all the fan girls ready to leap. He dispelled them all and placed the chakra suppression seals on Sasuke as well as bound him in rope. He didn't actually think his hare-brain plan would work, but it did and that made him proud, though he had to hold back his laughter at seeing Sasuke in such a state. He did however know he had a great story to tell and a way to keep Sasuke in line if he ever tried to leave again.

And that's how the Mighty Sasuke Uchiha was stopped. By fan girls.

End