Fluke 2



The car pulled into the drive and Fluke looked up eagerly. Brian, Jeff and his ex-wife (who for the duration of this story will be known as Brenda) got out of the car and opened the boot. In the back was a large box.

Brenda and Jeff carried it into the house and put it down in the front room carefully.

"I hope that isn't a kennel" thought Fluke, who could only show people that he didn't like something by urinating all over it.

They opened the box and inside, to Fluke's surprise, was a computer.

Jeff unloaded the contents of the box and after a lot of manual reading, wire untangling and swearing, the computer was set up.

Jeff decided to impress his computer illiterate family by showing them how he could make the writing in Microsoft Word go 3D and rainbow coloured. This was Fluke's chance.

Fluke jumped up at the computer and pushed the keys with his paws.

"Fluke! Get down!" screamed Brenda.

"No, wait… Look!" Said Brian, looking at the screen.

H…E…L…L…O….

Fluke was typing something, the whole family watched in amazement. Pretty soon, the message read:

HELLO BRENDA ITS TOM I WAS REINCARNATED AS A DOG AFTER THE ACCIDENT I KNOW ITS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DOG THAT CAN TYPE?

Fluke sat down, looking quite pleased with himself "No more chewing stuff up out of sheer frustration" Thought Fluke "Now I can communicate with my family"

"Well I don't see any reason not to believe that" said Brenda "That explains why Fluke keeps on going through my underwear"

Jeff didn't look so happy "This is all too weird" said Jeff "My wife's ex- husband is re-incarnated as a dog and he lives in our house, I'm going to go and live with my secretary who I have been having an affair with for the past year… Goodbye" With that, Jeff left the house and never came back.

"Thank God he's gone, I was getting really sick of finding ginger hairs in my food, at least you have a full head of hair Fluke" said Brenda

Later that night Brenda and Fluke were in bed together.

"I don't know about this Fluke, it all seems a bit…weird. After all, you ARE a dog"

Fluke just growled a seductive growl and shuffled under the covers

"Fluke!" exclaimed Brenda "Ive never met a man who could do THAT with his tongue!"

From then on, Fluke, Brenda and Brian lived together happily as a family and nothing all that exciting happened.

THE END