Chapter 1

The Yato girl stretched on her cabinet shelf (or as Gin-Chan calls it, her room.) She yawned tiredly after she had been woken by knocking. "Umm… Kagura-chan," came a voice from outside her door, she knew it immediately it was Megane.

"It's too early," she groaned loudly and turned over in her bed. She closed her eyes and attempted to get back to sleep. However, Shinpachi's knocking persisted, causing her to shout, "GO AWAY, MEGANE!"

Shinpachi ignored the nickname, which he very much disliked, and replied, "There's someone here to see you."

She slid open the door and looked at him, "who is it? Is it Papi?" Her tone was calmer, happier now. Just the thought of her Papi visiting made her happy. Maybe he had brought her presents, she thought, grinning. Unfortunately, Shinpachi shook his head and she frowned. Who else would want to visit her now? "I want to go back to sleep, it's too early!"

"It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Kagura-chan! Come on, get up, please!"

"Fine, I'll get up but you have to buy me some sukonbu later!"


She glanced around and saw someone she really wasn't expecting. Light brown hair, red eyes, Shinsengumi uniform, bored expression. It was the sadist. A frown formed on her face. "I'm definitely going back to bed," she muttered and turned around.

"Kagura-chan," Shinpachi said, sighing.

"Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to that sadist!" she yelled.

"Oi, oi, China, you're hurting this poor policeman's heart," came the voice which Kagura considered the most annoying voice in the universe (except Megane's singing voice.) Kagura shuddered slightly at the thought of that useless four-eyes singing.

"Shut up, Sadist!"

"What is it, China? Are you too shy to talk to me or something?"

"No, I just don't want to waste my time on a loser like you."

Sougo sighed, realising that for once, provoking her wasn't going to get her attention. He ran a hand through his hair as he muttered, "look, China, I really need to talk to you." He glanced at the lazy, silver-haired samurai, who was reading a Jump and then at the four-eyes, who had started tidying up. "Preferably alone."

"H-huh? Why?" Kagura said, turning around to face her rival. Her cheeks were heating up for some unknown reason. Why did her stomach suddenly feel all weird and fluttery as well? All the sadist had asked was to speak with her alone… It was that word 'alone', it made her feel all funny inside. She frowned, confused by this new emotion.

"Nee, China, why are you blushing? This is strictly business, an order from my higher ups," he deadpanned. She stared him.

"I-I am not blushing! You of all people could not make me blush!"

"As if I'd want to make a monster like you blush anyway," he retorted and turned to Gintoki, "Danna, I'm borrowing this monster."

"Okay," the samurai replied, his dead fish eyes not leaving his Jump.

"Come, China," Sougo said, grabbing her arm and dragging her out of the Yorozuya Headquarters, Kagura biting his arm in protest as he did so.

"Gin-san, was it really okay to let Kagura go with that sadist?" Shinpachi asked.

"She'll be fine, she's a tough girl," Gintoki replied, however he was unsure whether it was a good idea to let his beloved daughter go with Soichiro.

Hiya, thanks for reading. This is my first Gintama fanfiction so it's probably not great. I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless. Please, review and give me improvements. I shall write and post the next chapter as soon as possible.
I don't own Gintama or the characters. :P