Authors Notes: Parody lyrics of "Highschool Never Ends" in Snapes POV somewhat.


Seven years I thought for sure
That's all I got to endure
James a total dick
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then once I graduated
I took a look around and said HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
Oh wait there's a Potter
Aw that's just great

The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's getting laid
Malfoy with the money, Potter with the honey's
Wood's kinda cute, and elves just a wreck
And my hair don't have the right look
And I don't have any friends
Nothing's changed but the faces, few names, and the trends
Hogwarts never ends

Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Ginny did
How did Myrtle loose all that flesh
And 'Mione had a baby so I guess Tom's straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that wizard ladder
Still care about my hair and the ford Ron drives
Doesn't matter if your seventeen or seventy

Fleur Delacour,
She's the yule queen
Harry Potter
Captain of the quidditch team
Twins are the clowns
Ron Weasley the keeper
I've seen this all before
I want my galleon back

The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's getting laid
Who's at the ball and who's really high
Who's falling before they fly
And I still don't have the right hair
And I don't have any friends
And I listen to the same shit I did back then
Hogwarts never ends

Hogwarts never ends

The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's getting laid
Malfoy with the money, Potter with the honey's
Wood's kinda cute, and elves just a wreck
And my hair don't have the right look
And I don't have any friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then

Hogwarts never ends

Hogwarts never ends

Hogwarts never ends

Here's the year again


Authors Notes: So what did you think? Meant to poke fun at Potter, not intentended to insult at all. It is a PARODY. R&R please.