Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

Warning contains slash twincest and slash incest.

1 Fred…



"Fred." Poke.

One sleepy eye opened. "What?"

Leer. "I'm bored."

Quick turn to the side. "It's four in the morning."

"So? Bill and Charlie are waiting. Let's go."

Fred finally looked at his twin. George was dressed. "Where're we going?" he yawned out as he sat up slowly.

"To this little place Bill knows."

"Oh, okay." Finished dressing, he slipped out of their room and down the stairs with George. When the two arrived outside, they were treated to the sight of Charlie and Bill exploring each other's tonsils.

"Ooo, good idea!"

Unfortunately, George was unable to reply.