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All my readers. Thank you for not losing hope that I will update! This is a really long A/N
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, I took so long! Writers block sucked and test week just ended. So as apology I wanted to play a little game.
1. How many times does Tigerizza call someone 'Master' or 'Sir'? (Doesn't matter who she refers to.)
2. How many different KFP: LoA villains did I mention? (If the same name is mentioned more than once it counts as one.)
3. How many times do Tigerizza's eyes turn blank?
4. How many bad words does Tigerizza say? (If she says: 'Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.' It counts as three."
5. What color is Tigerizza's hair?
If you get all 5 answers right you will be allowed to randomly chose a chapter in which you would like your OC to be in of you like. And if enough people get all 5 answers right I will do a double upload! That's right. I will right faster to upload TWO chapters in ONE day! Just to make it up. :)
But please enjoy this chapter. And I'm forgetting something… Oh yeah!
Disclaimer: Mitch only is my BF OC and Flashback people are mine. I don't own KFP. If I did the movies would suck, BADLY. Half of the characters wouldn't even exist!
"Us causing trouble is starting to work on so many nerves." Viper slithered in the kitchen. Everyone looked at her as if she killed someone. She took notice that Tigress was not there.
"Yeah well. We can stay out of trouble. It's Tigress that can't." Mantis said eating his dumplings.
"I think I better go look for her." Mitch stood up and left the kitchen. He was heading towards Tigress' room.
"Tigress? You in here?" He carefully opened her door only you see a VERY messy room.
"Squeak! FREEDOM!" Two mice yelled and ran out of her bedroom. Mitch looked at the two small things and looked back in the room.
One thing, out of all the others, stood out in the mess. Mitch walked over to it and picked it up. He looked at it for a while and then left the room with that object in his hand.
He walked outside and headed towards the Peach tree of Heavenly Wisdom. As predicted Tigress sitting underneath. She was… playing… with a ball of… yarn. Mitch stared at her for a while. But then cautiously walked up to her.
"Hello." Tigress said making Mitch jump a little. Who knew what mood she was in at the moment?
"Can I help you?"
"No trouble making today."
"I'll get myself in trouble on way or another."
"Anyways! Let's go down to the village."
Tigress grabbed Mitch's arm and pulled him. They walked down the stairs, actually Tigress was doing the walking and Mitch was being dragged along. When they got to the bottom of the stairs Tigress ran off. Mitch realized and quickly ran after her. Tigress ran past some villagers and knocked a t couple of them over.
"Must get it! Must get it!" Tigress repeated and ran into a store Mitch close behind.
Not much later did Tigress run out of the store before Mitch even got inside.
"Shit." Mitch looked over to were Tigress ran but before he sprinted he saw the store he needed. He quickly went inside, dropped something off and ran out of the store.
Running straight into a tigress. Just not the tigress he needed. Said tigress turned around quickly and startled.
"Hello?" She raised an eyebrow. White tigers were rare and she didn't even know they existed. "Can I help you?"
"Oh um… Sorry. Have you seen Tigress?" He looked over. She was wearing a blue vest with black pants and had mysterious and unusual blue eyes, not to mention her long noticeable red hair. By the looks of her she must be a traveler.
"Yes. She went that way." "She pointed that exact direction Tigress had sprinted off. "Do you need to catch her? I could help you, sir."
"Um… Yeah sure. That would be very nice. Please just call me Mitch. What's your name?"
"Let's go catch Master Tigress before she decides skip town."
"Oh yeah! I forgot. Let's go."
The two sprinted on four in Tigress' direction. Soon they saw her eat an apple on a bench. They walked up to her which was actually a really, really, REALLY bad idea. Tigress disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Great." Mitch looked down disappointed.
"We must follow." Tigerizza stared at the direction Tigress went. Her eyes were blank as if she was dead.
"How do you…" Mitch shook his head. He followed Tigerizza who seems to know more then he though she did. He also noted that Tigerizza's eyes turned normal.
They ran into the bamboo forest. They ran and occasionally heard Tigress giggle. Tigerizza skidded to a halt causing Mitch to bump into her.
"Why did we stop?" Mitch looked at her.
"Oh fuck. Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow's territory." Tigerizza stared at the sign. What was written on in was just plain gruesome. "That asshole."
Mitch walked past her not reading the sign.
"Stop! It's very dangerous here, sir." Tigerizza looked at Mitch who rolled his eyes.
"Please. Just Mitch."
"Please be aware of Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow. He's dangerous. Master Tigress could be a handful for the lion."
The two carefully walked onto the territory only to see darkness.
"Ow. What the fuck happened?" Mitch fluttered his eyes open and quickly noticed he was shackled to the wall.
"Some of Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow's guards hit us in the back of our heads. We passed out. They brought us to Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow. He said he will personally take care of us. Send us to the dungeon and he may be back soon." Tigerizza explained.
"Ok. Now how do we get out of here?"
"What I'm about to do is not for your eyes. Please look the other way, sir."
"Ok. But don't do anything weird."
Mitch turned his head. Tigerizza allowed her eyes to go blank. She let out a sigh that sounded like a dying wolf and slipped like a ghost out of the shackles.
"You may turn now, sir."
"Seriously. Just call me…" He looked at the tigress in front of him. He looked to his right and the shackles were unharmed. "How did you… Never mind."
Tigerizza picked the lock and Mitch got down quickly.
She got and ran off. Mitch followed close behind. The snuck around the entire place. Tigerizza was looking for easy escape routes and Mitch for Tigress.
As they walk down the hallway they heard screaming. They snuck closer and looked inside of the room were the screaming came from. They saw Tigress; only weird thing was that she was not the one screaming in fact she was the one laughing. She had a diabolical device in her hand that she wasn't even using.
"GUARDS!" Jong screamed in horror only making Tigress laugh louder.
"INTRUDERS!" A guard yelled at the sight of the two hiding tigers.
"Shit." Tigerizza jumped in a fighting stance. Mitch followed suite.
"This will be fun." Mitch got ready to attack.
Tigerizza looked at Mitch and then turned her eyes blank. Mitch blinked only to see the guard… defeated… balled up against the wall… begging for mercy…
"What happened?! Where did my fight go?!" Mitch waved his arm in the air.
"More importantly where did Master Tigress go, sir?" Tigerizza looked in the room only seeing Jong still chained against the wall.
"Oh fuck, now let's get out of here." Mitch said looking down the hallway seeing more guards.
"Right follow me, sir." Tigerizza got on all four and headed in the opposite direction, Mitch following her.
(A/n: insert funny or serious chase music.)
They ran until the reach two hallways. They turned left but quickly turned around when they saw more guards coming. As they ran two guards stood in the way with spears. Unlucky for them, Mitch and Tigerizza just ran them over.
"Let's turn left!" Tigerizza said when she saw the three hallways. When they got near the hallway to turn, Mitch turned right and Tigerizza slid past the hallway.
"Whoa! Oops." Tigerizza said as she turned around to go the correct way.
"Shit! Other left!" Mitch turned around and ran.
The guards were close behind but soon fell behind.
"Ok. Now what?" Mitch looked at Tigerizza.
"I really don't know maybe we can… WHOA!" They both looked down realizing that their feet were no longer touching the ground. Before they knew they fell onto the ground.
"Auw. Okay not a good idea." Mitch shook his head and looked at Tigerizza who was on his left.
"Obviously." Tigerizza replied as she stood up and saw some more guards. "But now let's run that way."
Mitch turned to run left and Tigerizza turned to run right causing them to collide.
"Damn it! I meant that way, sir." Tigerizza pointed towards the right. The guards charged and the two felines made a break for it. They passed a catapult.
"I have an idea! Sit on that part." Mitch said stopping at the catapult. Tigerizza sat on part were they put the object to launch and Mitch sat behind her. He quickly pulled a trigger that launched them both flying over the wall right out of Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow's territory.
"HOLY SHIT! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Tigerizza screamed.
"THIS MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD IDEA!" Mitch yelled.
Good thing cats always land on their…
Mitch was flat on his back with Tigerizza on top of him.
Well… almost always.
"Damn that hurts." Mitch grumbled. "Please get off."
"Yes, sir, of course." Tigerizza got off as quickly as her body allowed her to.
"Seriously though, just call me Mitch!"
"We forgot about Master Tigress!"
"Great just peachy."
"LET GO OF ME, Um… GUY!" An unfamiliar yet familiar voice said.
"I'M A GIRL!" Tigress' voice said.
"Never mind. I think we found her." Mitch almost face palmed.
They walked through a couple of bamboo and saw Tigress holding Fung captured. Tigress quickly spotted them and ran dragging poor Fung with her.
"Gah-ri! Help!" Fung yelled. "Ow! I'm mean like whoa be careful."
Soon another crocodile jumped out of the forest to jump Tigress but failed miserably. Gah-ri stood up and chased Tigress. They soon enough ran straight into an evil place.
"What the?!" Said an odd voice.
Mitch and Tigerizza skidded to a halt outside of the lair.
"Should we, sir?" Tigerizza looked at Mitch.
"I think I have a better idea. You look inside and chase Tigress out. Leave the rest to me."
"Yes sir!" Tigerizza ran inside. When she got to the main hall she saw something that surprise her.
Tong Fo was laying under a couple of crocodile bandits. "Get off of me!" He tried pulling himself from under the pile.
"Master Tigress was defiantly here." She heard giggling. She looked left and then right. "Where is that coming from?"
She looked up seeing Tigress sitting on a beam.
"How did you? Get down!" Tigerizza looked at the pillar in front of her. She didn't think twice before she climbed up. She slipped a couple of times but managed. The second she got up Tigress attacked, making Tigerizza stumble backwards.
"Oh no you didn't!" Tigerizza lounged herself forwards. Tigress dodged quickly and the kicked her in the back.
"Whoa! Did not see that coming." Tigerizza re-balanced herself. Her being terrible at climbing was one thing. Being terrible at fighting on beams in another. And she did NOT like it.
She moved to punch Tigress finally hit her. She stumbled backwards. And her foot almost slipped of the beam. She quickly regained balance and lodged forwards. Now Tigerizza had the upper hand. She dodged and kicked her in the stomach.
Tigress launched up and fell off the beam. Tigerizza jumped down. She chased Tigress out of the lair. Mitch stood outside with a net.
"I got this." Mitch said to himself. He prepared himself. Tigress ran into to the net. Only problem was that Tigress pulled the net along instead. Pulling Mitch along Tigerizza ran and grabbed hold of the other side. Unfortunately she wasn't strong enough to stop Tigress.
Soon enough Tigress skidded to halt making Tigerizza and Mitch roll on the ground all the way to the edge of a cliff. Water, wild yet safe, rushed at the bottom. Tigress didn't think twice and kicked both Tigerizza and Mitch of the cliff.
"Shit! What do we do?" Mitch franticly splattered around to keep is head above the wild water.
"Breath in and swim towards the village. If not we would drown, sir."
The two dived and swam. Mitch slightly panicked but remained calm and swam as fast as he could. The wild water helped a lot.
Suddenly he felt a tug and he swam in that direction. He bumped his head into the ledge but quickly pulled himself up.
He saw Tigerizza panting heavily.
"You already, sir?" She asked.
"Yes. I'm fine."
"Look! Master Tigress."
Mitch spotted Tigress. She just waved and then turned around. Tigerizza and Mitch watched as Tigress ran off to quickly for them. Disappointed they turned and walked to the village.
"Wet, hurt, exhausted, hungry, thirsty AND we didn't get Tigress back." Mitch hung his head low.
"Something was off about Master Tigress." Tigerizza thought out loud.
They reached the village.
"Food, then bad news." Mitch walked faster towards Mister Ping's noodle shop.
They passed the craft shop and Tigerizza stopped and looked at Mitch who kept walking she din't even stop him.
As he reached the noodle shop they heard…
"There you are Mitch!" Tigress came running out of the noodle shop. "You look horrible. What happened?"
It's like Mitch snapped his left eye twitching.
"What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?! WE WERE CHASING YOU! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! YOU RAN POINT BLANK OUT OF THE VILLAGE, THEN YOU RAN INTO JONG SONG JAI KAI CHOW'S TERRITORY ALMOST GETTING US CAPTURED! THEN YOU CAPTURED A CAPTURED A CROC BANDIT AND TRASHED HALF OF TONG FO'S LAIR! WHEN WE TRIED CATCHING YOU WITH A NET YOU DRAGGED US BOTH ALONG AN RAN TO THE QIDAN CLAN! WE HAD TO FIGHT TO SURVIVE AND AVOID TEMUTAI'S NEW WEAPON! WHEN WE FINALLY GOT OUT YOU MADE US CHASE YOU AND THEN PUSH US OFF A CLIFF INTO THE RIVER! WET, HURT, EXHAUSTED, HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND IN A SHITTY MOOD YOU COME HERE AND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED!" Mitch started panting.
"Two questions. One: why do you keep saying 'we'? Two: what do you mean? I never even left the village." Tigress stared at Mitch.
"One: my friend Ti…." He looked to the side seeing that his friend disappeared. "Well that's nice of her. Two: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ' YOU NEVER EVEN LEFT THE VILLAGE!'"
"I just never left, at the stairs I turned around because apple cart duck called me. When I looked back you were gone. So I came here and asked around. Ask Mister Ping!"
"Mister Ping? Is it true?" He looked at Mister Ping who was standing behind Tigress.
"Yes it is. In fact why were you talking to yourself at the plaza?" Mister Ping looked at Mitch.
"I wasn't! I was talking to a tiger named Tigerizza, I swear. She was wearing a blue vest and…"
"Did she have long noticeable red hair?"
"Did you meet her in front of the craft shop?
"Was she the one who led you all that way?"
"Ha it's the second full moon tonight of the year of the tiger. The girl you saw was a princess from the emperor when I was a child. Come inside and I'll tell you all I know."
They sat down at a table and children sat around so they could hear the story as well.
"When I was a child the emperor then had 12 daughters. The youngest was the tomboy of them all. She had no wish to do her royal duties as far as I heard. She would always run away from the palace and often come here to the valley of peace. On the second full moon a couple year of the tigers ago was when disaster struck. She came to the valley as usual…
FLASHBACK. (A/N: Tigerizza P.O.V. so I can explain it better. But this is not what Mister Ping tells.)
I was walking down the street that became so familiar for me. Having just eaten at Golden Harvest Noodle Restaurant and now just out for a walk. The villagers are so much nicer here then back at home in the Golden Valley. As I walk I notice a wolf following me, but I paid no mind. It was a very bad habit of me and it could get me killed. I was pretty well aware that I had a VERY large bounty on my head. Unfortunately my running skill were incompatible therefore no one could catch me only making my more valuable.
"Ah Hello Princess Fuse*!" A duck waved at me. Ah yes, my real name. Clearly a traveler as the valley got used to calling me Tigerizza.
"Greeting, sir." I smiled and continued walking. I had another habit of calling people sir or madam like my mother. But I realized I have been in the valley for ten days! I must return to father. I don't want him to die from a heart attack.
I get on all four, something my sisters hate to do, and ran into the bamboo forest. I quickly heard the wolf doing the same. But I paid no mind. I ran to my father's dear friend, Jack Song Jai Kai Chow, for a quick visit. I got inside and did and strolled along the hallways. Someday he would pass this on to his son.
I looked outside a window seeing the same wolf sitting there out of breath. After the formal greeting I ran again. Poor wolf didn't see me come nor go. I remembered I had to pick up something from To Fong for father. So I passed there as well. To Fong was quite feared but I did not care. We were friends. The wolf on the other was scared out of his wits.
With the object now in my bag I ran out of the home, it looked like a lair but it was a home. The wolf did not look like he was going to give up. I ran past the always hated Qidan clan. How I hated that place.
The wolf on the other hand feared him. Sheesh he is such a scardy puppy. But I have had enough of this wolf. I was a great swimmer but I'm pretty sure the wolf wasn't. So I gladly jumped of the cliff into the water. This was not the first time I did so and I was not scared. Before I knew it I was wet and cold but I paid no mind. I swam and I reached the village. "Back to square one I guess."
All that time I took it was now night time. The full moon was beautiful. I ran down the down the street with the crafts shop and the Golden Harvest Noodle Restaurant. I saw a wolf on top of the crafts shop, but I assumed it was a night petrol. So I paid him no mind, bad idea. You know how I said my bad habit could get me killed? Well believe it or not it did. The wolf jumped down and shot me with an arrow. My weakness. I could never dodge these. I got shot at a vital point and by what the moon allowed me to see. He was in shock, his eyes looking at me in pure horror. I was dying rather fast.
"Oh no! The emperor is going to kill me! I'm sorry Princess. I had no intentions of killing you."
I saw red and I remember my last words rather well.
"Let others know about my death and tell them I will come back on the day and night of the second full moon of the year of the tiger. I left my favorite sword on my favorite hill. I wish to be buried there."
I saw darkness. It was freighting but it did not scare me. My eyes turned blank and what I saw surprised me. When the wolf buried me my sword turned into a Sakura Blossom Tree. I was pretty sure they only grew in Japan. Guess I was wrong. Wedged in the trunk was my sword. I visited every season and to my surprised it was in full bloom. Every season. Yes, even winter. I saw that on a full moon it would gather energy from the moon as it seems, allowing me to visit the living at my promised time. I have no regret about my death nor my burial. My only regret is not seeing true love. I never knew love and it seems my time has passed to experience it. I wish I could catch a glimpse of it so I can pass on.
Mister Ping looked up seeing Mitch staring at him wide eyed with a hint of concern.
"Scary isn't it." Mister Ping smiled.
"Never mind that! It concerns me that I was talking AND following a ghost all day and I didn't even notice!" Mitch looked down thinking. "Well… Now the emperor of that time as passed on as well as his children. They now live in peace, I'm sure."
"Well… Let's go to…" Tigress stood up.
"NOW WAY! Let's go where I want to go." Mitch cut her off.
"And I have to close up shop soon. It's getting dark already!" Mister Ping said looking up.
Mitch nodded and dragged Tigress to the craft shop. When they arrived Mitch shivered.
"Stay!" Mitch instructed Tigress and walked inside. He walked back out with a box, the shop closing right behind him.
"Follow me." Mitch told Tigress and walked. After a while they reached a hill. This little hill unlike other ones had a name. Tigerizza's heaven or it's official one: Fuse's hill. Tigress never understood why, she would ask Crane later though.
Mitch looked up to the three. He quickly noticed the stone like sword wedged in the trunk. Tigerizza appeared her eyes blank. He bowed. She bowed back. He turned around.
"Tigress, I kind of entered you room without your permission." Mitch said rubbing his neck. He looked at Tigress and she was angry. "BUT I did something for you."
He gave Tigress the box. She opened it and across her lips formed a smile.
"Mitch, you shouldn't have."
DDDAAAMMMNNN LONGEST… CHAPTER… EVER!
This chapter was funnier in my head though, I'm ashamed! Actually funny how during my test week I still got undying support! Please read my one-shot: Invisibility and my story visiting Mitch! I have writers block for Love on Set as well so tips and hints would be nice! If you going to answer the question don't only give me and answer! Point out flaws in my story or something! Wow I'm naggy! Sorry, oh and R & R please!
*It's Fu-say not fuse. Try looking up Okami. I borrowed the name not the character herself.
Mitchicus I don't…