"Merlin what are your pants doing in Arthur's bedchambers?" "oh um nothing Gwaine they were just… I was doing laundry and I wanted to do it all together and I must have just dropped it… did Gaius just call me …? Better be off."

"Arthur… Why is Merlin in your bed…?" "oh well you see Gwen I was sick, so I ordered him to stay here and keep me company and feed me stew." "Naked?" "well, yes I had a fever and Gaius said body heat… IT WAS GAIUS' FAULT!"

"Merlin why did Gweneve come and ask me if I prescribed Arthur one naked Merlin last night." "Oh that…uh nothing, you know how women are… full moon is rising that time of the month again..."