Jesse S: Hi! I did this cause I was bored, and well I had the idea in my mind.

Lieyal: Hi, I'm from one of her other Bleach story

Jesse S: The only other Bleach story!

Lieyal: Details, details. Now, Jesse Sakura does not own Bleach. Also, Thanks to 9foxgrl, her story inspired me and will make me laugh in the darkest of times.

Jesse S: Well, Let the Story begin….


(Hehehehe: Ichigo. Hehehehehe: Hichigo. Laughs: Zangestsu)


I was lying peacefully in my bed before a loud shout aroused me from my rest. I often hated hearing this voice, but hey, it sounded important.

'KING! GET IN HERE NOW!'

'What now Hichigo?'

'I think something is wrong with Zangy'

'Oh really?'

'GET IN HERE!"

'Geez'

Hiding my exhaustion, I slipped into my inner world, to find most of the slanted sky-scrapers gone. Instead, a large garden lay in the middle of the city. Large cedar trees had rose from the ground and towered high.

'Hichigo? You here?'

'DUH, COURSE I AM! I CAN'T LEAVE!' he shouted.

I slid down from a skyscraper and landed on the garden. A loud splat echoed through the air, followed by an angered roar. Following the shout, I found Hichigo tied up, covered in many colours, and my sword raising an interesting-looking paintball gun.

'KING! STOP THIS CRAZED BASTARD!'

Zangetsu turned around and grinned evilly, lowering the gun in my direction

'Ah, Ichigo. Have you come for a game?'

'Haaaaaahaaa. Nice joke guys. Now Zangetsu, put the nice gun down'

'YEAH! I thought you preferred swords!'

'He IS a sword'

I took a step back as the sword's grin expanded. His hand squeezed the trigger and a loud splat echoed. The hollow winced as red paint covered my face, before bursting out loud.

'ZANGY! DO HIS HAIR IN GREEN! THEN HE'D BE A REAL STRAWBERRY!'

'SHUT UP YOU DAMN HOLLOW!'

'FIRE IN THE HOLE!'

A few minutes later, my inner world was now rainbow coloured….and so were its inhabitants.

'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'STRAWBERRY!'


A few hours later

'Damn you Zangetsu! I just spent 3 hours in the shower trying to get the paint of my hair!'

'Truly I apologize Ichigo'

'I DID SAY NOT TO GO ON THAT PAINTBALLING LESSON!'

'Yeah. I'm making a mental note of that'

'You're still a Strawberry'

'…'

'Err Ichigo?'

'What?'

'A note saying that Paintball is not allowed just landed on my head'


Jesse S: Well, this was my first Bleach story actually using the original characters

Lieyal: Say what?

Jesse S: Yuppers, all true.

Lieyal: Okay…. Jesse has a question to ask…

Jesse S: SHOULD I CONTINUE THIS AS RANDOM THINGS LIKE THIS OR LEAVE IT?

Lieyal: Caps?

Jesse S: So they saw it!

Lieyal: Right…..

Anyway, signing off,

Jesse Sakura xxxx