Meg's Boyfriend


Meg x Zack


Author's Note


I was given permission by Malcolm Fox to adopt this story.


Story Start


Six months had passed since Zack and Meg started dating. Though they were tempted several times, the two remained abstinent. Meg's 18th birthday was still quite a ways from occurring and wills were being brought to its absolute limit. The promise appears to be on its way of being broken when Meg stated.

"Zack, I'm ready."

"Ready for what?" He asked as he continued watching the television. Things had settled down since the penguin incident a few weeks ago and Zack had become rather pliant the fast few days.

"I wanna have sex," she suggestively remarked as she placed a kiss on his neck.

Zack shivered, a warm sensation coursing through him. "What? But we said that-"

"We said that we'd wait until my 18th birthday, I know. But I don't want to wait! I want us to take our relationship to the next level, now!" she impatiently remarked. These last six months had been the best of her life and she never wanted to lose that feeling.

"Meg," he slowly began. He wanted to make sure he was clear to Meg on why her idea was a bad idea. He cut off the TV. "You're still legally a minor, and I'm legally an adult. It's just a bad idea."

"We'll just do it up here. No one would have to know." She pleaded.

"Forget it," he stubbornly remarked and was about to cut on the TV When Meg exclaimed something.

"I had sex with Jimmy and he's an adult. I think you're over estimating the people of Quahog." She remarked.

"What!?" Zack exclaimed in outrage. "I hate that guy!" he said as he threw the remote at the TV in outrage. "I bet I can do it like a million times better than he can!" If there was one thing that could override Zack's common sense than it was attacking his pride or insinuating that he wasn't as good as people that he hated.

"Does that mean...?" Meg asked with hopefulness in her eyes.

"Yes! Tonight, we make love!" he exclaimed dramatically. He then ran down stairs a few seconds later where he ran into Peter.

"Peter, can I talk to you for a second?" Zack hesitantly asked , "In private?"

"Um, Sure," Zack directed Peter to follow him into the basement. There, he turned on the stereo and turned it up to the point where nothing else could be heard. Zack began moving his lips but Peter heard nothing.

"WHAT?" Peter shouted. Zack spoke again but nothing came out. "WHAT?" Zack than shook his head and turned off the radio and shouted:


"Oh my god!" Peter remarked in disgusted, "Why did you have to tell me that?!"

"Sorry, I guess I should've explained first," said Zack, "Meg wants us to have sex and I told her I could do it better than that Jimmy Falon guy. Then I remembered that I'M A VIRGIN!"

"Having sex with Meg?" Peter asked as his face scrunched up in disgust. "Now why did you have to tell me THAT!?"

"The point is, I need your help!" Zack admitted, rather remorseful but who else could he turned to? Terrel nor Amber were answering their cellphones. "You and Lois have three kids and she must be satisfied with you to stay with you all this time! Teach me everything you know!"

"Have you looked at porn?" Peter asked.


"Then you already know as much as I do!" Peter proudly stated as Zack sighed and dropped his shoulders.

"Oh, then I guess Lois is faking it then." He mumbled under his breath.

"What?" Peter asked.

"Huh?" Zack remarked, "Did I say something?" he said, putting one over Peter.

"I thought you did, sorry." said Peter, "Anyway, how about we hang out with the guys? They're bound to give you pointers!"

Later at the Drunken Clam, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe, and Zack are chatting and having a few drinks.

"So anyway, Meg wants us to have sex tonight and I don't know what to do," he explained. At this point he considering asking Jamal. Between Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland he wasn't sure their advice would help.

"Oh that's easy," said Quagmire, "Why don't you and Meg come over to my house and I'll teach you guys."

"Wow, Quagmire, that's a great idea…NO!" He snapped. There was no way in hell he was going to trust that jackass.

"Are you sure you wanna go through with this?" Joe questioned. "I mean, Meg is only 17. And you're 20." He pointed out.

"Will you arrest me if I do?"

"Nah, I don't really give a damn," said Joe, "I just want to make sure you know what you're doing."

"Yeah," said Cleveland, "If y'all don't know what you're doing, Meg could end up pregnant."

"I know about safe sex," said Zack, "I remember being taught by my dad." He trailed off as he thought back to seven years ago.

"Whenever you have sex, use these," his dad said as he tossed Zack a pack of condoms.


"So you don't end up stuck having a lousy kid like you."

"I hate that bastard so much!" Zack snarled as the memory ended.

"Yeah, safe sex is the key," said Peter, "So you can't have a kid like-"

"If you don't want me to hurt you, don't finish that sentence," Zack snarled as his fingers dug into the table, splintering the wood.

"...Meg," said Peter before Zack broke his beer bottle over his head, "OWWW! OKAY I'LL STOP!

"Okay, Zack, I'm gonna give you some advice," said Quagmire, "Meg will love you whether or not you're lousy in bed, so just TRY to do your best. If you are bad, you'll get better later on."

"Wow, thanks Quagmire," said Zack as he was about to leave, "I... still think you're a weirdo."

"I know Zack... I know," said Quagmire as he game him a thumbs up. Zack then gave him a thumbs up back.

"Wow, that was pretty corny," Peter remarked.

Zack then makes it home and bursts into Meg's room. "Zack! So... are you ready," Meg eagerly asked.

"Listen, there's something I need to tell you," Zack began as he took a deep breath. He counted to ten before he exhaled and finally admitted his dark secret, "I'm... a virgin. I never had sex."

"So... I'm going to be your first?"

"Yes, so don't give me any flack if I'm bad at it, okay?"

"Suddenly, I'm having second thoughts about this," Meg remarked, becoming unsure.

"Why?" he asked, "I thought you wanted this."

"I do, It's just... you'll see me naked," she admitted, feeling rather self-conscious.

"So?" he remarked.

"No, my last boyfriend dumped me when he saw me naked." She admitted with a look of shame.

"Oh, c'mon! You can't look that bad!" he remarked.

A few seconds later, Zack is running from out of Meg's room holding on to his face screaming! He then runs into Peter.

"Whoa! Zack what are you screaming about?" Peter asked.

"I just saw Meg naked!" he shouted.

"Yeah, she looks horrible, huh?" Peter remarked with a snicker.

"Are you kidding? She's gorgeous!" said Zack.

"Then why are you running?"

"I just got a massive nosebleed is all. After I get some tissue, I'm going back."

Afterwards, Zack went back and he and Meg made love. After about half an hour they cuddled on his bed and began talking. "On a scale of 1-10, how was I?" Zack cockily asked, feeling like the man.

"About an 8," Meg simply stated.

"8?" he remarked aghast, feeling his confidence dropped down slightly. "Why 8?" well he supposed he couldn't complain that much. Eight was still pretty good, but, she said he was the man. THE MAN! He should have been at least a nine.

"I've only done it with one guy," she began explaining, "And I've only had a... different kind of sex with my last boyfriend." She finished, looking rather unsure.

"What kind?" Meg then whispered something into his ear as his face turned disgusted, "OH GOD! The EAR?!" Zack felt like he was going to throw up. For god sake's he licked and nibbled on her ear many of times for god's sake! He was going to need mouth wash.

"We were trying to be abstinent," she quickly explained, looking rather ashamed and foolish.

"Well there are some things that don't belong in the ear and that is one of those things!" he exclaimed even louder.

"Zack, let's just forget about it," she pleaded with him, "How about we try to raise your score up some more, instead?" she remarked as she began stroking little jack.

"With pleasure," said Zack, "And I do mean pleasure!"

Zack and Meg then crept under the covers. Stewie then walked into Meg's room.

"Meg, have you seen where I left Rup- OH GOOD LORD! AHHHHHHHH!" screamed Stewie as he ran from the room and into the bathroom, "SOAP! I NEED SOAP!" he said as he began scrubbing his eyes.


Chapter End


Next chapter we see some more original material. Meg settling in a routine that will slowly build her confidence and physical avenue and Zack considering new career opportunities. No lemon this chapter folks, that comes later and most likely on Ficwad or Yourfanfiction. Go there, sign up, and help do your part to spread the word about the sites.