Once upon a time, me and my friend Taylor were walking down the street. As we passed Hal's Coffee, all of a sudden, a Dodo Bird appeared out of nowhere. In her surprise, Taylor pulled out a taser and electrocuted the Dodo Bird dead. As I stared at her in surprise, an angry Abraham Lincoln appeared. Taylor gave a war cry and strangled him.

"Oh my God!"

There was a poof of smoke, and JFK also poofed onto the sidewalk, talking in his weird voice.

"OMG GET OUT!" Taylor screamed, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SWAGGALICIOUSNESS!"

She pulled out a shuriken, and slit his throat from ten feet away. My jaw dropped to the floor.

"Yeah," Taylor crossed her arms like a gangster, "I also killed Lincoln, Kennedy, and the last Dodo Bird."


So... yeah, this was a crackfic... sorry for anyone who read this... Anyways, love you Taylor, you're swagalicious, keep on keeping on...

pugs