THE ODD COUPLE
WOW: sparkle. And now ... Dean's POV
Dammit. The last thing I needed is another reason for that smug bitch to humiliate me, and yet I'm here, trussed up like a pox doctor's clerk in this friggin' monkey suit. I look like some sparkly-toothed douchebag off the perfume commercials.
Freakin' collar's too tight, an' don't even get me started on this goddamn cumber-whatever-the-crap-it-is. This totally sucks.
Oh well, time to go down and face the gorgon; s'pose I can't look more ridiculous than I already feel.
Yeah, okay woman, stare all you like; there's gotta be some smartass comment brewing in there.
Okay, wasn't expecting that one!