Note: This is sort of a filler chapter.
Wassup? Sorry my wonderful reviewers and readers, but I have been going through a major writer's block and I'm trying to think up of stuff. Then, when I did come up with stuff (mostly rants), my parents grounded me for life AGAIN. Meaning, I only get 1 hour computer time IF I'm good and all that. Bad parenting and grounding kids for life just cause they woke up at 9:30 in the morning isn't exactly right… And once I get into school, I won't be able to update once a week anymore cause of all the HW, too.
Anyway, I was so bored in my room just sleeping on the bed all day (It seems like it's the only thing they let me do, they ground me for waking up late, but then encourages me to sleep all day cause they won't let me out of the house) so I wrote some ideas in my notebook. Enjoy!
Warning: May contain immature content. If you have any allergies to immaturity please stop reading now. Also, this product might contain a slightest yaoi. Though this piece doesn't contain any mature content, if you have bad allergies to tiny yaoi, please stop reading this product right away.
Ch4: NOOOOOOOOOOO! GUMBALLS!
I woke up shivering.
Creepy stupid nightmare of Piper taking over the cabin. I shivered. Dang it, it's probably going to come true. 'Cause they all feakin' do.
I sighed. It's still dark… 4:00 in the morning… I cuddled my blanket and rubbed my cheek on it. It smelled like a blanket. I closed my eyes and went back to s~
"I'M BORED. NO ONE HAS FRESH DONUTS. LET ME SLEEP."
A loud annoying high pitched tattle-tale voice echoed through my ear.
What the drunken carrots with a side of Hephaestus?
I glance at the clock. It is still 4:01 in the morning. I sighed, since there was no more noise and fell back to sl~
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ICECREAM REVOLUTION! GIVE ME DONUTS!"
"SHUT UP!" I screamed.
I wrinkled my eyebrows in furry. Stupid girl. I burrowed deeper into the blankets. I felt so warm. I rested my brain and started to fall in slee~
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DONUT ROLLING CONTESTS IN THE OLYMPICS?"
What the Ares cupcakes?
I snapped in anger.
"BAGELS ARE FAKE DONUTS!"
I jumped out of bed and landed on the…
Suddenly, my butt slammed on the floor like they had a magnetic connection.
What the fudge nuggets?
I snatched something round under my butt. It was a red gumball. I narrowed my eyes at the gumball as though I could somehow make this thing disappear. When nothing happened, I actually tried to squish it with my finger powers. Still nothing happened. Except now my fingers are now sore and red. Then I saw something blue to my right. I gasped in horror.
Gumballs in all different colors were lying innocently on the floor. Well, one gumball had a greedy face on it, so it didn't look that innocent.
I already had a nightmare of that creepy Piper taking over the cabin. Why do I need annoying girlish screams over donuts and gumballs littering the cabin? My butt is sore and a gumball nearly got stuck in my butt crack. I need to see what the heck was going on.
I made my way to the cabin door.
"MITCHELL HAS A SACK OF BALLS!"
The door suddenly opened and smacked in hard in the face. I cursed loudly with words quite dirty I'm sure Aphrodite has some deodorant soap to spare. For my mouth. I heard a sound like a bunch of marbles being dropped on the floor.
"Oh noes, Mitchell dropped his balls!"
"SHUT THE~" I growled at the girly voice. But before I could say more, MY EYES! They are deceiving me…
"Hey Mitchell, can I suck one of your balls? They look tempting."
A cricket chirped.
"MITCHEL HOWARD!" I yelled at him like I was a mom scolding her teenage son. "IN THE NAME OF DEMETER'S YAMS ARE YOU DOING?"
Mitchell gulped, his face turning as red as Demeter's tomatoes and mumbled. "The Stolls."
"Ehehehehe! It's ok, Mitchie-kun!" The girly voice giggled. He leaned over the "Mitchie-kun" and batted his eyelashes.
TYPO! You may say. You mean, "she" and "her?
Mitchell's face turned as purple as Demeter's eggplants.
Then, they boy (with the girly voice) did the Justin Bieber hair flip.
GAHHHHHHHHH! What is with this~
"FORBIDDEN LOVE!" A squeaky girl with long black hair and a bunch of freckles squealed. But the boy's squeals made hers sound like a man.
"Lily!" The boy blushed a strawberry color. "I am not in love with him!"
"AWWW! But come on Lester!" She shook her fists. "Look, isn't this the Aphrodite cabin? And Aphrodite equals LOVE! THIS IS DESTINY! CONFESS!"
In the corner of my eye, I saw Mitchell scooping up his GUMballs as fast as he can and stuffing them back into the sack.
"CAUSE I'M A MAN!" A voice that sounded impossibly-low-after-all-that-squeaking boomed.
"Butch!" Lily squealed.
"Butch!" Lester squealed higher.
"Dude, what are you two doing in the un-manly Aphrodite cabin?" Butch scolded at them.
"Hey!" I just felt like interjecting. "Aren't you Butch from the Iris cabin?"
Apparently that was his sore spot.
"Ya? Problem, dudette?" He scowled.
"Oh nothing!" I rushed. "Iris... rainbows… uhhh… totally manly!"
"I hate it when they say that." He did not look amused.
"HE LIKES MY LITTLE PONIES!" Lily squealed.
"AND PEGASUSES!" Lester squealed higher.
"It's pegasi!" Mitchell suddenly was interested in the conversation.
"AND PONIES AND PEGASUSES ARE THE SAME THING!" Lily screeched.
"It's pegasi!" Mitchell repeated.
Lily and Lester said Pegasuses funny. Like Pea-gas-sus-es.
"I do not!" Butch said.
"Yes you do! You can't lie!" Lester had on his tattle tale voice.
"Ya! I like big butts and I cannot lie! You~" Lily started
"That song is old!" I snapped.
"NOOOOOOOO! GUMBALLS!" Mitchel yelled as a ton of gumballs fell dropped out of the bag, making loud noises.
Please let this be a dream. I put my forehead on the wall.
"DREW IS MAKING OUT WITH THE WALL!" Lily announced.
"AM NOT! And how do you know my name?" I yelled back.
"How desperate…" Mitchell said.
"AND YOU!" I grabbed a tuff of Mitchell's hair as he tries to run away. "ALREADY PUSHED YOUR LUCK. GARBAGE PATROL FOR TODAY."
"Don't touch my Mitchie-kun!" Lester tugged on my black shirt.
Someone cleared their throat.
We looked up. About a dozen girls and boys in their PJ's were staring with I-is-not-amused faces.
Were we too loud?
"Sorry!" I apologized to my cabin mates.
"REAL MEN DON'T~!"
"Shut up, Butch." I hissed.
"Drew," Lacy yawned. "It's 4:30 in the morning."
"Blame it on Mitchell!" I scowled at her. "He's the one with~"
"THE SACK OF BALLS!" Lily finished.
"MITCHELL IS HOT!" Lester squeaked.
"Ok, Butch and~"
"Just call us the awesome pegasus lovely rulers of squishy toy pigs and tea bags of the toe nail!" Lily said.
"Or the Iris group." Lester stated.
"REAL MEN SPARKLE WITH~!"
"Ok, ok!" I waved my hands. I didn't need any more of this nonsense.
"Oh, I meant awesome SPARKLY pegasus lovely rulers of squishy toy pigs and tea bags of the toe nail!" Lily blabbered.
"Or the Iris group." Lester stated again.
I glared at them both.
"Goodbye." Lily said.
And off they went.
I heard Lily's voice yelling "DREW IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND!"
Suddenly, I heard a bunch of things dropped.
"NOOOO! GUMBALLS!" Mitchell yelled again.
"Please be quiet!" I snapped.
"That's mean, Drew!" Lacy glared at me. "Just because he told you that Piper isn't so bad doesn't mean you have to torture him!"
"What? How am I torturing him? What did I do?"
"Look! The gumballs, DUH!"
"I don't have anything to do with the gumballs!"
She rolled her eyes like ya right.
What could I be doing with gumballs? What's this girl's problem?
After Mitchell finally gather his gumballs and stuck them under his bed, we finally could go to sleep. As I walked to my bed, I noticed something snoring softly. It was the new girl, Piper. She was still fast asleep. How can anyone sleep with all the yelling and gumball dropping, I don't know.
I slid into my bed, but I couldn't fall back to sleep. I couldn't stop thinking and smiling to myself about what happened by the cabin doorway earlier. Even though it just happened a few minutes ago, I felt like this was one of the good times in my life. In fact, this was the best time of my life, after Silena died.
Am I desperate? Unfortunately.
Immediately I remembered the sleeping Piper and how Piper was going to threaten me out of being the senior counselor. It had something to with a knife. Piper and Silena seemed so much alike.
I sighed, remembering Aphrodite telling me somehow I was somehow supposed to be in the prophecy. I doubt that. Then again, it did say seven, and Piper, Leo and Jason is only three. But what can an Aphrodite girl with no proper weapon do? Dance?
My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of gumballs dropping.
Short chapter, and most of it is the authors note! XD Sorry, I had a lot of random things going in my mind...
Tell me how ya like it! ;) PEGASUS POOP, less than 15 minutes until this computer shuts down! D: