Breaking down the Randomness Wall

Episode 2

WALLY WORLD

It was your normal average day in the magical Wal Mart that the cast never seems the leave…..EVER!

Okay well it would be normal…except for one thing…Astrid was cross, and no I do not mean she had

been reading the bible she was flat pout PO'ed. All day she had stormed around the star, doing nothing

but cause trouble for everyone at Wal Mart, though she refused to deny each and every clam. For example, THIS exchange happed early today

DRAMTIC FLASHBACK SEQUENCE WITH SCRIPT FORMAT!

IN BLACK AND WHITE!

(Old time music is playing)

(Astrid, leans on a shelf grumbling about everything)

Astrid: stupid Wal-Mart and their high prices, stupid people who get mad at the self checkout counter.

(little girl walks up)

Little Girl: HI MY NAME IS SUISE!

(Astrid looks at her)

Astrid: UM what?

Susie: I REALLY LOVE BOOKS, I really do , books are my favorite, epically books about colors, I have books about red, and books about Blue, and books about Green, and Books about yellow and books about Purple, and Books about Orange and Books about white and books about Black and

(Astrid Mood Meter: 1000000000000000)

(Astrid grabs the girl by the collar)

Astrid; SHUT UP! (The girl's clothes then skin are blown off)

A purse whacks Astrid)

(Shot of the girl's mother whose skin is now back and she is hiding behind her mom's leg)

Astrid: Ow (rubs head) what is in that purse?

Girls Mother: My favorite novels (pulls out all five twilight books)

Astrid; well that figures (is hit again)

Astrid (passes out)

(The girl and her mother leave)

(Two Hobbes dressed as FEMALE nurses (the horror) come out and then load Astrid on a stretcher)

(They carry her away)

DRAMATIC RETURN TO PRESENT AND BACK INTO COLOR AND REGULER FORMAT!

Yes truly Astrid was ticked today, and it showed when she. "OUT OF MY WAY DUMD GUY!" Hey what

they STOP! (Crashing noises) Astrid walked by, stepping over the narrator's body. "Stupid guy, standing in the middle of the isle." She muttered under her breath. She stormed into the fishing rods and then

yanked one, then a hole in the floor opened up and she stomped down it as it closed. The Stairway lead

down to the underground HQ that matt had made…out of cardboard and parts from a junkyard. The

generator, which powered matt's computer and everything else, spluttered and then stopped. Matt, grabbed a wrench, ran over and then smacked the generator several times until it came back on again.

He ran back to the computer and then keep writing random stuff onto Microsoft word to try and make it

look like he was doing something besides sitting around on his Butt. He turned as Astrid stormed in.

"good afternoon Astrid, tell me who did you?" Before he could finish, he was grabbed by the throat and

then tossed to the floor. Matt, gasped as he spoke his next words "Okay, I see you are still in a bad

mood. "indefinably." Said Calvin, who was reading a comic book. "Tell me Astrid?" He said, getting up. ",

what is making you made NOW!? Calvin was then grabbed and then thrown through a "computer

terminal" and then tunneled five feet into the wall. Matt, stared at the hole. "Oh well, I always wanted

to expand the base." Hobbes leaned on another wall." "Yes expand in the right word for this place, as it

already is under ground and in danger of collapsing." "IT IS NOT!" Matt retorted, just as a shopper cart

fell through a just formed hole and then splattered, fruit and yogurt all over Hobbes. "He then fell

through the cardboard into a pile of dirt. "Yep, Matt, you are right, it is not going to collapse any minute

now." "Oh shut up." Said Matt. Hobbes, then went over to a faucet, turned on the water to help clean

himself, and then it sprayed a water wave large enough to rival Old reliable in yellow stone.

"YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!

!"

Hobbes shouted as a wave of water washed over him, it then destroyed the cardboard, and Matt's

computer (which was waterproofed at this point) stuck to its place due to Matt nailing it down. The

Flood, washed away much of the dirt, and when the water receded, a whole cavern was formed. Astrid,

however was Po'ed so much the anger scale broke. "STOP AND STOP AND STOP YOU WILL STOP AND

YOU WILL STOP, STOP STOP, STOP, I AM DONE YOU HEAR ME DONE. I AM GOING BACK UP THE

SURFACE AND THEN I AM GOING TO LOCK MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP

BECAUSE I AM THAT MAD ARGH I HATE YOU ALL! Her yell practically blew them all into a wall. Astrid,

stormed up the stairs and then destroyed the door leading down to the base. Several folks were

surprised to see a muddy Astrid come from the floor. She stormed into the bathroom, then walked into

a stall and then locked the door. Matt, Calvin, and Hobbes. "This stinks," said Hobbes. "There is going to

be no end to our troubles if Astrid stays in this mood." "I KNOW!" said Calvin. Then they saw that matt

had laid out a set of Blue Prints. "Um Matt?" Asked Hobbes. "Yes?" Matt responded "what is that?"

"Our plan to get astride out of her slump." He rolled it up. "GET YOUR TOOL BELTS READY AND PANTS

PULLED SLITHLY DOWN AND TO DRIONK COFFE AND HAVE 5 O CLOCK SHADOWS BOYS." "we are going

to do some construction!' matt exclaimed. Calvin and hobbies both stared at Matt. "Did he just tell me

to pull down my pants?" Asked Calvin. "DO IT!" Yelled matt.

3 hours later

A line of females, stretching around the store was waiting for Astrid to leave the Stall; all of the others

were also occupied. Astrid sighed. She was about the sing a song about her life and wanting more, when the crowd burst in and threw her out of the bathroom. She sighed once again. They looked up to see

Matt dressed as a Carnival announcer. "WELCOME ASTRID TO THE MAGICAL PALACE…WALLY

WORLD!" "Wally world?" "YES WALLY WORLD!" "Why are you shouting like that?" "Would you prefer

my non yelling voice?" "Yes.." "Okay then la ,la, la, la, LA!" "T_T" "Prepare yourself tra la, la, la, la, for

the most exciting, the most fun and most Wally place this side of the WORLD la ,la, la, la!" he then lead

her to a log flume ride. "Prepare yourself, la, la, la, la, la, for the log flume ride of DOOM, la, la, la, la. He

then shoved her onto it, then sent her off on it. She went up the hill, not scared, until she went down it.

She screamed as the cart, rolled around sharp curves and over saw blades, at one point it even flew into

the air and then ALMOST landed her on a saw blade, but she was grabbed by a logging crane, then flung

back to the start of the ride. Astrid, gripped the seats while Matt, watched, twirling his cane. "want to

ride again la, la, la, la, la? "n no I'm g good th th thanks." She muttered as she stepped out. Matt, then

grabbed her and led her to another ride. Matt, then shoved her into the roller coaster cart. He then

flicked a lever, and then the car went shooting off at a speed of 2,000 MPH. It shot down the tracks that

circled the store at least seven times. Matt, stopped it right before it went on it's 8th run. He grinned as

Astrid's hair had been blown back, her clothes stuck to the chair, and he gums showing. He checked a

pocket watch. "Yap right on time."He said, as he tore the seat from the car then carried it to a small

building where Calvin and Hobbes finally decided to make a reappearance in the story. "wow." Said

Hobbes. "what happened to HER!?" "The 2,000 MPH coaster." "that thing ran?" asked Hobbes. "And it

didn't crash like the last 100 times?" inquired Calvin. Astrid, who by now had finally lost her twitch from

the coaster, got it again. Matt, then tore her away from the seat (No torn clothes this is a K+ fic after all)

and then put her in cart leading into the building. "So what did we build here, after all it is just one

room." Said Calvin. "well go in there and Find out." Matt, then shoved Calvin next to Astrid. HE looked at

Hobbes. "Come on Hobbes." "Uh uh, no way am I getting in there I saw what matt had on the blue prints

and it's." Matt, then hit Hobbes over the head with his Showtime cane. Then he tossed Hobbes in as

well. The cart rolled into the building. Astrid sighed happily. "At last a slow ride, did you say that this

only had one room?" She asked turning to Calvin. "yeah but matt said that once we get into the mian room it lasted an hour in here." "huh wonder why?" They stopped in front of large screen. Then a classic

Demo reel started to play. "A Movie?" "COOL!" cried Astrid as she grabbed some popcorn from

nowhere. Then it started to play. And… it..was…HORRIBLE!

OH DAT DAT DADDA ILADDA DAT DAT DAT ALADDE DAT DAH DAH DAH CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POKADOLT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO!

OH DAT DAT DADDA ILADDA DAT DAT DAT ALADDE DAT DAH DAH DAH CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POKADOLT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO!

OH DAT DAT DADDA ILADDA DAT DAT DAT ALADDE DAT DAH DAH DAH CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POKADOLT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO!

Out side matt heard the movie playing, followed by screams. Hobbes, woke up and looked at the screen. CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POKADOLT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO!

He then pulled a frying pan out from the cart floor, then beaned himself with it twenty times, then

passed out again. Calvin grabbed it then moaned. "AW MAN HE BENT IT AND NOW ITS UNUSABLE!

Astrid, grabbed it then pounded the dent out and then tried to hit herself with it, only for it to break over her head. She wasn't even injured "OH COME ON!" She shouted

OH DAT DAT DADDA ILADDA DAT DAT DAT ALADDE DAT DAH DAH DAH CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POKADOLT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO! Then Potter Puppet Pals Dumbledore appeared…and he screamed NAKED AFRO. He then toke off his robe and then put on an afro and then danced to the music."MY EYES!" cried Both Astrid and Calvin. Hobbes, drooled on the floor

57 Minutes Later

The cart rolled out reveling Astrid, Calvin, and Hobbes who were all holding barf Bags…each the size of

the Titanic and her sisters. Matt, threw them away. "Okay everyone WHO WANTS TO RIDE MORE

RIDES!" "NO!" was the loud response. "please begged Astrid, we beg you, suddenly she noticed that a

Wal Mart employee had set up a price sign of 13.00 for the ride. "um what's that?" Ashe asked. The

Manager came up. "MUHAHAHA you stupid authors and By and tiger, you are going to help us make

more money with this then EVERY, thank you for helping me rip off more people than EVER!" He

laughed, then the ride and the others exploded. "HUH WHAT!?' He looked at matt who held a

detonator in his hand. "yeah I guessed that this would happen. The Manager pointed at them. "YOU

WILL PAY FOR THIS!" he yelled, then stormed off. They stared after him. "wait, said Hobbes. "this was a

lame wrap up!" "it was too quick and rushed. " "just like every Spongebob episode EVER made." Said

Matt. But Astrid was not amused. "this chapter was quick dumb and stupid and I only got too three rides

and they were not even remotely helping me at AALL!." She then stormed off, pushing over a cart onto

the same little girl form earlier, covering her in milk and salad. He mom, once again hit Astrid with her

purse. "Well, " Said Calvin." "Now what?" Matt, handed Calvin a Guitar. "this is going to be a three

partier Calvin, so prepare …FOR A CONCERT CHAPTER!" Hobbes and Calvin looked at him. "REALLY!"

They Both yelled. "what it will be a nostalgic concert.. okay a Disney concert. But first a song for us to

get prepare. Matt the clicked a boom box's play button and then they danced with the music

I never thought hyenas essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a king who'll be all-time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century

(Oooh!)

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

(Oooh... La! La! La!)

Meticulous planning

(We'll have food!)

Tenacity spanning

(Lots of food)

Decades of denial

(We repeat)

Is simply why I'll

(Endless meat)

Be king undisputed

(Aaaaaaah...)

Respected, saluted

(...aaaaaaah...)

And seen for the wonder I am

(...aaaaaaah!)

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)

Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -

Be prepared!

I'M BACK and sorry for the short chapter I just finally got a revised revised version of this sucker. SO yeah, send us some songs and we may sing them and remember don't send us anything else but Disney because Astrid is MAD enough already. SRLSY I DO WANT HER TO GET MADDER! SO until then Fanatic 97 is out. PEACE! R&R