Young Justice Road Trip

AN: For the record, I haven't seen any of season 2, because the the time skip is crap. So I may screw a few things up, seeing as this occurs during the time skip.

"Sooo... remind me why we're doing this again?"

"Because reasons."

"Really Rob? Really?"

"Shut up Wally."

Artemis groaned.

"Would you both shut up?"

"Never!"

Roy whipped his head around.

"All of you-"

"EYES ON THE ROAD!"

Roy snapped his head back.

The Young Justice team, plus Roy, were on an epic road trip of epicness. It wasn't going well. Roy was trying to be the responsible adult, while driving, Kaldur was in shotgun attempting to keep order (and failing). Artemis and M'gann were behind them, and the other three boys were in the very back.

In other words, it was chaos.

Only one hour in and Roy had almost crashed twice, Conner had gotten all pissy when someone mentioned monkeys, Kaldur was trying the get gum out of his hair, Artemis was studying for a test she had coming up, and Wally was chewing gum at superspeed.

"But seriously, why the hell are we bothering with this? We could just take the Bio-Ship." Wally complained.

"No, we couldn't. Their systems can track it, as well as superspeed. So if we want to be stealthy, we have to go on a roadtrip. Otherwise we may as well advertize our every move to them."

"Right... got that.."

"Look, would you both just-"

"EYES ON THE ROAD!"

Silence.

"Soooo... Anyone wanna play spin the bottle?"

SMACK

"Well, that takes care of Wally." Robin said, poking Wally's unconscious body.

"Why am I not suprised-"

"EYES ON THE ROAD!"

"I AM LOOKING AT THE ROAD!"

More silence.

"Can we get McDonalds?"

"Ooh! McDonalds! I'll take 20 hashbrowns!" Wally said, popping up.

"Crap, he's awake." Artemis scowled.

"Who thought this was a good idea?" Conner said finally.

"Flash, Superman and Green Arrow thought it'd be fun."

Conner and Roy started scowling in unison.

"Great. Figures Ollie would do this-"

"EYES ON THE ROAD!"

"WALLY!"

"I'm really hungry."

"Second it."

"Third it."

"Food does sound good."

"Whatever."

"I would also like something to eat."

Roy sighed.

"Can't argue with that." He pulled on to an exit, driving in to a town.

"Where are we?"

"Nobodygivesashitsville."

"Hilarious."

'No seriously that's what it's called."

"Son of a bitch, you're right."

"What do you want to eat?" Roy said, cruising down the main street.

"McDonalds!"

"A&W!"

"Dunkin Donuts!"

"DQ!"

"You know what, this is a vacation. Blizzards for everyone!"

The minivan was filled with cheers.

T-T-T-T-TIME SKIP!

"I regret nothing."

The minivan was splattered with ice-cream and cookie dough. Robin was finishing his Blizzard, somehow immaculate. Wally and Artemis were completly coated in ice-cream, and Roy had to pull over after the windshield was hit.

"We're never doing this again." Roy said as he scrubbed at the windshield.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE A BREAK LINE SO DEAL WITH IT.

"This is boring."

"I'll turn on the radio..."

"I COULD BE SLEEPING IN, I COULD BE LIVING IT UP, I COULD BE SITTING AT HOME NOT GIVING A FUCK!"

"Never mind."

"Fail. So much fail."

"Shut up."

"EYES ON THE ROAD!"

"Really?"

"EYES ON THE ROAD!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"I think it would better if I drove for a while..." Kaldur said slowly.

AN: Will Kaldur get to drive? Will Conner snap? Will they ever get ice-cream again? Why are they swearing so much? And what the hell is their mission anyways? All that and more in the next installment of Young Justice Road trip!