Young Justice Road Trip
Ender looked desperately around the small white room she was stuck in.
"How do I escape my own story?" she mumbled. Then she noticed a small black mark near the bottom of one of the walls.
"What the... oh!"
It was a number four.
"What's the weakest part of my story? The fourth fucking wall!"
She began to ram into the wall with her shoulder, smashing in to it repeatedly until a crack appeared. Ender smirked.
Back In The Van...
Kaldur, M'gann and Conner slowly woke up.
"Ow my head- HOLY SHI!" M'gann shrieked.
In the few hours that they'd been out the van had become rusted and decrepid, the other members of the team had vanished, and the paint was gone too.
"How long were we out? And where'd the others go?" Conner demanded, halfheartedly poking one of the seats.
"I think it was the Sue." Kaldur said.
"But why'd she take the paint?"
"And leave us?"
"The portal thing that she came through was hot pink, right? That's how she got in here then, and before we were knocked out. She teleported through the paint!"
"That doesn't explain why we're still here."
"Simple. Sue's usually ignore us, because you're the most obvious couple ever, and I'm too boring according to them. The Sue's going to be fucking Roy, and she'll probably either make Robin and Wally her harem, or she'll make them gay for each other. Artemis will get portrayed as a jealous bitch, Zatana as a whore, and Raquel usually doesn't exist."
OMG HOW U FIGR OT PLUT SU FST!
"She's watching us!"
OFF CRORS I AM. U GYS R 2 SMRT 4 UR ON GUD. U MST DI NAOW!
Suddenly Ender smashed through the one of the van walls in a hail of cinder blocks and concrete. The wall behind her instantly formed back together.
"Okay that was weird. AND GET OUT OF MY STORY!"
ENERD! HW U ESCAP MI HITAUOS!
"The fourth wall bitch. Now get out!"
"None of the Young Justice members are gay, your writing is horrible, there's no plot, you have never heard of grammar or spelling, and your OC is a Sue.
NO SE IZ NT SHEZ SOOOPEER SAAAD CUZ HR PET SHEP DED WEN SEH WUZ LITL! AND U DONT NED GRAMER ND SPELNG ON FF IT NT SKOOL!
"Seriously? Sheep? Your an idiot, and you should always use spelling and grammar. Please. Stop writing."
U MENI IM CALIN DA PO PO ON U BUULY ULL GO 2 JAL AND BE SAUD AND IM DLETIN MAH ACUNT DO THER!
The writer, vanished in a depressed black cloud. Ender grinned, as her authoress (and narrator) powers returned.
Alright! Let me just get things fixed up here...
Ender pulled out a flamethrower of logic, and fixed the van back up, before disappearing to take out the Sue.
One Ass-Kicking Session Later...
"Well that was... disturbing."
The Team was sitting outside of the Cave. Roy was recovering from a mental breakdown, M'gann, Conner and Kaldur were watching everyone with amusement, Robin and Wally were desperately using up bottles of mouthwash, kissing their respective girlfriends, and stubbornly not looking at each other.
Anyways, now that that's been taken care of, let us begin the Tenth Chapter Special! Whoo!
"Um Ender? It's chapter eleven."
"Hey, what the hell happened to all the paint anyways?" Wally asked.
Um... Well... uh... You'll see.
Robin shrugged, and the Team walked towards the door. After the scanner said their names, and some numbers I don't remember, they walked in to the cave.
"SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL THAT SUE!"
"She's already dead."
"I'LL KILL HER AGAIN!"
The entire mountain was hot pink.
"Fuck this, let's go camping. All in favour say aye. Aye!"
AN: The Road Trip is over, the Sue is destroyed, but we aren't done yet. Not by a long shot. Join us again for YOUNG JUSTICE CAMPING TRIP!