Fun with Ebonics

OK, so I haven't uploaded in a while, I had a full chapter written out and had just a bit left to do before I published it when disaster struck and my computer crashed and made me lose the whole thing. Since then I have been thinking of places I would like to go with this story and things I want to do. And then I found out about the Ebonics translator. So just enjoy the chapter below, and remember all that I wrote is what you can see on chapter one, so if any of this offends you, it wasn't really me who wrote it. The internet did this.

Da Dark Olympians

Takes place afta da Last Olympian. Ah do not an' never will own Percy Jackson an' da Olympians or da Heroes o' Olympus, it all belongs ta Rick Riordan.

Chapter 1

Percy's POV

Ah wuz trudging up da hill ta da dinning pavilion, pondering ova muh motha fuckin disastrous relationship wif Annabef. Annabef an' ah, we's wuz not da happy, perfect couple, who couldn't git enough o' each others peeps, who thought 'bouteach other everyday, who... you git da point. We's weren't da dream couple, ta say da least.

Da few dates we's had had, had gone down da crapper, da first one being interrupted by Hermes, in another, uh hell hound had attacked, an' in da others we's didn't gots anythin` ta jive 'boutor do, we's just sat dere waiting fo' it ta turn into uh disaster. We's argued ova da silliest little things, causing us ta drift further an' further apart. It had started ta feel like we's had ruined our friendship by trying ta be somethin` mo', somethin` neither o' us wuz meant ta be, uh couple. Ah wuz seriously considering jivin' ta her 'boutsplitting up. Ah just wondered how ta break it ta her.

Muh motha fuckin thoughts drew muh motha fuckin concentration away, causing me ta stop looking where ah wuz going. When ah wuz busy staring at da ground, thinkin` 'boutwhat uh disaster muh motha fuckin love life wuz, ah bumped into someone, knocking me an' dat nigga ova. Ah stood up mumbling an apology. Ah looked at da nigga who ah had walked into, expecting ta find some random camper. Instead ah found da current nigga muh motha fuckin thoughts revolved around, Annabef.

"Awww, yo dere Percy! Ah wuz just away ta go looking fo' you, what took you so long? It don' matter, you should pay attention ta where you be going, think 'boutwhat could gots happened if you had Riptide out." she said as she playfully teased me.

"Werd up babe," ah said, almost cringing at da use o' da werd. Ah think she might gots cringed slightly mo' than me. "Ah wuz just on muh motha fuckin way up, gots distracted by muh motha fuckin thoughts, thinkin` 'bouta certain wise beotch ah know." Ah just tried not ta reveal what muh motha fuckin thoughts 'bouther wuz on muh motha fuckin face.

We's paused fo' uh moment, just looking any where except each other peeps. She wanted ta jive ta me 'boutsomethin`, ah could tell by da way she wuz as distracted as ah wuz. Cuz ah didn't just walk into her, she walked into me too, meaning she wuz deep in thought 'boutsomethin`. Then ag'in, when wasn't wise beotch deep in thought 'boutsomethin`. Maybe ah wuz just being silly, but somethin` told me ah wasn't.

"Percy, peep, somethin` has been on muh motha fuckin mind fo' uh while now, an' it iz causing me ta lose concentration, ah just need ta git it out here, you know?" she said, hoping ta jive ta me 'boutit.

"Annabef, if you need ta jive ta anyone 'boutanythin`, ah will always be here." ah said, hoping ta make her feel bettah.

"Thanks Percy, dis here means uh lot, but you really is da only nigga ah could jive ta 'boutdis here. So anyway you know our dates haven't been exactly perfect," she could say dat ag'in. "An' ah be so, so sorry if you don't agree wif me, but ah cant he`p but feel dat maybe we's wuz bettah off as, well you know."

Ah blinked once. Ah blinked twice.

"Annabef, ah agree dat our dates gots been fine ass sheeit, an' dat ah prob'ly will agree wif you on what you be trying ta say, if you be trying ta say what ah think you be, but ah need ta hear it from you ta really believe it." ah replied, wif uh very strong suspicion on what she meant, an' ah couldn't he`p but hope dat wuz what she meant.

"Seaweed brain... what ah be trying ta say iz do you think we's would be bettah off as niggas? Do you wants ta break up?" she said, wif uh small nervous smile.

Ah stood dere fo' uh moment or two just looking off into space. Ah understood what she had meant from da beginning, afta all, ah wuz havin` da same thoughts as her. Just cuz ah kind o' wanted it ta happen, an' seen it coming, ah still felt slightly shocked dat it wuz happening.

"Awww muh motha fuckin gods, dat ain't what you wuz thinkin` wuz it? Ah can't believe how awkward dis here iz, ah be so sorry."

"Annabef," ah said, "It iz okay. Da feeling iz mutual, ah feel we's would be much bettah off as just niggas." ah wuz away ta continue, but ah wuz interrupted by Annabef hug tackling me.

"Thank you Percy, so much! Things will be so much bettah between us now, ah just know dey will. We's can even try ag'in later if you wants, when things gots calmed down an' we's bof feel prepared." she said ta me. Ah wasn't sho if ah wanted ta try ag'in or not, but werd up at least ah knew if she wuz available, it would be uh valid option.

"Ah'll keep dat in mind." ah responded, uh smirk on muh motha fuckin face. She smiled at me an' we's walked into da dining pavilion, jivin' da way bomb niggas should.

Brothas wuz just enjoying our lunch when we's wuz interrupted by uh god. Dere had been nahh indicators he would show, except maybe Mr D being gone, but brothas had just been happy he wasn't dere. Hermes had just strolled straight in wif uh simple apology 'boutnot flashing straight in due ta uh risk o' killing every camper. Moments afta brothas had recovered from they shock, dey wuz bowing, an' on they knees, including me.

"Lord Hermes, ta what do we's owe dis here most surprising pleasure?" Asked Chiron, uh trippin' smile on his kind face.

"It has been demanded dat Percy visits Olympus. Ag'in." he responded wif uh smirk.

Sheeit. Ag'in? Annabef smok'd me trippin' glances from da Athena table. Ah slowly gots up an' padded muh motha fuckin way ova ta Hermes. He looked down at me an' said,

"So Perce, if you thought you wuz getting uh break afta defeating old tyme face, then guess ag'in, 'cause what iz waiting fo' you up dere, iz like nuttin' you gots ever fought 'bfoe." ah gulped, wondering what da Hades could be waiting up dere fo' me. We's walked out o' da dining pavilion, an' once Hermes thought we's wuz far enough away, he told me ta shut muh motha fuckin peeps.

Next thin` ah knew ah wuz on Olympus, in da throne room. Hermes nudged me forward 'bfoe walking ta his throne. Ah knelled in front o' Zeus 'bfoe walking ova ta muh motha fuckin fathers throne. Ah gave uh quick glance around da room. ah seen Hades sitting in uh makeshift throne, wif Nico by his feet. Thalia wuz next ta Zeus's throne, shooting trippin' looks at me.

All da gods looked some what interested, but not necessarily happy. Aphrodite wuz sending me pissed off looks. Guess she found out 'boutme an' Annabef's break up, an' she didn't approve. Zeus, Hades an' Posiedon on da other hand looked absolutely ecstatic. Ah smok'd uh confused peep at Nico an Thalia but dey looked just as confused as ah did.

"Perseus Jackson!" Zeus boomed, "Da three elder gods, da most important god gots taken uh vote." He gained uh couple o' dirty glances from da rest o' da gods. "It has been decided dat you, an' yo' bomb niggas, Nico an' Thalia," He wuz clearly uh little confused. muh motha fuckin bomb niggas wuz Annabef an' Grover. "Is ta become gods. An' nahh, you don' git uh say in it at all."

A/N So how wuz it? da first chapter o' muh motha fuckin first story so don' flame an' please leave uh review but don' trip, ah wont berate you if you don'. Constructive criticism iz appreciated. Right now dis here story looks just like any other Percy becomes uh god story but trust me, by 'boutchapter five, it will be like nuttin' you've ever seen on here 'bfoe.

A/N Part 2 Okay dis here iz da rewrite o' chapter 1. Ah decided dat ah should go back an' rewrite dis here chapter ta make it uh bit bettah, cuz, you know, first impressions an' all dat. So ah might also rewrite chapter 2, but not just now. ah just wanted dis here chapter ta be uh little bettah an' bigger. It has exactly da same plot as 'bfoe, but it iz bettah than it wuz 'bfoe. So yeah. Read on wif da rest o' da story. dis here AN iz mo' fo' da niggas who gots already read da original chapter peep this shit.


A/N PART 3: Well, that was hilarious. So the main reason that I uploaded this was because I need OCs and I didn't want to just upload a form without a chapter. As many of you know, I'm leading up to the giant war, but you can't kill a giant without a god and a demigod, so I need some demigods! I'm going to need a child of each of the Olympians and for those who don't have children will have a Huntress. So, in short I need a child for: Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Aphrodite, Ares, Apollo, Hephaestus, Hermes, Demeter, Athena and Nico, with Huntresses for Percy, Artemis, Hera, Thalia and Hestia. I'll try to at least mention every OC, but the best ones will become giant slayers. The form is below.

Demigod or Huntress:




Immortal parent:

Which Olympian will they fight with:

Brief description of appearance:

Brief description of personality:

Brief back story:

Weapon of choice:

And that is all I need to work with. These demigods won't be super important and won't require a load of time, but I'll give them all one big intro chapter. That's all for now. I'll next upload when I have all the right OCs or when I need to ask for some more of a certain type. Post your OC in a review or PM it to me, either way is good.

Bye for now!