A/N: Hola, peoples of Earth and otherwise. I have no idea where the idea for these came from. I guess, I just…maybe…or…I don't even know. But, inspiration aside, this is a collection of drabbles and oneshots all about Nico! Yay! But, not just Nico. Not really amazingly awesome hot Nico. More…Nico's a childish failure Nico. It's hard to explain. I suggest you just read to find out. I hope you like number one, and two will be coming soon. Please review!

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Nico groaned loudly and flopped down on his coffin-shaped bed in the Hades cabin. Unfortunately, the cool surface of the bed did nothing to relieve Nico of the agony he experienced in this 124 degree weather.

Percy, who just happened to be walking by, saw Nico through the cabin window and entered the cabin to see why his cousin was seemingly suffering.

"Nico?" he asked, hesitantly sticking his head through the door. "Are you okay?"

"So. Hot," Nico groaned in response.

The son of Poseidon raised an eyebrow. "Well, maybe you should change your clothes, then. All that black is just absorbing the heat."

Nico sat up and pulled his aviator's jacket closer to him, looking offended. "Percy! I can't do that! These black clothes are what make me awesome! Percy, do you want to take away my awesomeness?"

Percy sighed and turned away from his cousin, muttering, "Oh, Nico."

A/N: Yeah, they're all gonna end like that. Anyway, I hope you liked the first drabble. Please review, and next time, Nico will complain about the new addition to Happy Meals.