As an apology for rarely updating (even though it's not even my fault), here is the killing spree that was mentioned in Chapter 3 of WLCGAW. And yes, this actually happened... in our PM threads. This kind of shit goes down when we're not co-writing. Edited from PM format to script format for your convenience.
Early in January of the year 2012...
Echo: ...More food? *holds up cake*
Whateva: *slices a piece* We really should do something violent later.
Echo: *also takes a piece* Yeah. But now we have cake.
Whateva: I just thought of something violent to do with cake. *grin*
Echo: Does it have to do with smashing it into someone's head? Or maybe using the cake knife?
Whateva: Close. Using the cake as a knife. *uses freeze ray* Now it's sharp. *grin* Who do you wanna scare?
Whateva: Dude... Actually, that seems awesome. xD
Echo: I know, right? And it fits in with the conversation too.
Whateva: Seriously, though... Who do we 'scare' first?
Echo: *hands you a dart and a board covered in pictures of eligible victims* That's up to fate.
Whateva: *throws dart* ...Jazan v.P? 0.o
Echo: Popgum's Jazan? Well... Okay. *takes frozen cake* Lead the way.
12 minutes later...
Whateva: Alright, here we are. *knocks on door*
Jazan v.P: *opens door* Yes-
Echo: NOW! *hands you cake from behind*
Whateva: *slams cake into Jazan's face, stabs him repeatedly, has blood on face* This is a fun time.
Echo: Yes, this is a fun time.
Whateva: *murderous moment, smears Jazan's blood onto her face, cackles*
Echo: *shrugs, also smears blood* If we continue this, we'll summon BB again.
Whateva: *eyes darken* I don't care. *smears blood onto her arms*
Echo: *licks blood off her fingers*
Whateva: *grin, leans over Jazan's stab wounds, drinks blood*
Alivia: *poofs in* HOLY FUCK! *poofs out*
BB: *poofs in, drinks blood*
Echo: There we go. *sticks fingers in Jazan's wounds again, gets more blood*
Whateva: *grin, blood-stained teeth* Hey BB. *drinks more blood*
BB: *blood on his face* Nice to see you too, Whateva, Echo.
Echo: *stops licking hands* What's up, B?
Lahetta: *poofs in, smile* This is too sweet to resist. *leans over Jazan, drinks blood, doesn't notice BB*
BB: Hello, Lahetta.
Echo: We're all drinking Popgum's Jazan's blood. :)
Lahetta: *looks up, hair and face covered in blood* Not you again. *sighs, drinks more blood*
Whateva: *pokes Jazan's arm* Fuck, he's drained now. *sigh*
Lahetta: *throws the dart*
Echo: So... we're going on a killing spree?
BB: *sees the dart landing on Masila v.E* She's not due to die soon. *removes dart* But he is. *places the dart on a picture of Hoban v.W*
Whateva: *shrugs* The worst have the best blood.
17 minutes later…
Lahetta: *knocks on door, grinning*
Hoban v.W: *opens* Yes?
Echo: *shoots him, then tears him open with her knife, licks blood off the knife*
Whateva: *quickly jumps on, drinks blood*
Lahetta: *uses her knife to rip open his arm, drinks blood* Ya know, it would suck if they had any poison in them.
BB: *looks above all of our heads* We're all good. *continues drinking*
Echo: Those eyes can be really damn helpful. *drinks some more*
Lahetta: I know, right? *continues drinking blood*
Echo: *smears blood on my cheeks* A lesser being would be terrified of what we're doing.
Belle: *poofs in* Probably. *goes over, drinks blood*
Whateva: *covered in blood* Told ya she was evil.
Echo: *pauses in my drinking* We're all drinking blood, so this proves nothing about evil.
BB: Hey, Belle. *drinks more*
Belle: *looks up* Exactly why is BB here? *smears blood on face*
BB: I could ask you the same thing. *licks blood off of fingers*
Echo: We summoned him with our killing spree. Are you a BB fan? *drinks more blood*
Belle: Of course. *throws Hoban v.W over her shoulder, throws dart*
BB: Roxton v.E. Nice choice.
10 minutes later…
BB: *to Belle* Would you like to do the honours?
Belle: *smiles* Hell yes. *knocks on door*
Roxton v.E: *opens* H-
Belle: *severs his head off*
Whateva: Life is sweet.
Belle: And sticky.
Echo: And filled with crimson wonder. *scoops up some blood and drinks*
Belle: *leans down, sucks blood*
Lahetta: *shrugs, stabs his arm, drinks blood*
Belle: *comes back up, grinning* I seriously love this.
Echo: *pauses drinking* It is fun, isn't it? *drinks more*
BB: Killing sprees are always fun. *drinks blood from leg*
Belle: They really are... Wait. *uses a knife to slice his veins* Oh yeah! *drinks blood*
Lahetta: This is awesome... until he runs out of blood.
Echo: Then we must feed again! I vote for Altador v.P. He looks like he's got a lot of blood in him.
Belle: I tried that once, he's mostly fur.
Echo: Aw crap. Anyone got a good stock of blood? Other than the skeith guard, he's mostly fat.
Lahetta: *thinks* Hanna-
Belle: *smirks* Hannah v.W!
Whateva: Let's go!
Lahetta: *death glares at Belle*
Belle: *smiles innocently*
Echo: WAIT! *drains Roxton v.E* Okay, let's go.
9 minutes later…
Belle: *grin, knocks on door*
Hannah v.W: *opens* Y- Not you again.
Belle: *scowls, claws her throat*
BB: *joins in, dismembers Hannah v.W with a hacksaw*
Echo: *mindlessly grinning*
Belle: *ripping Hannah open with her teeth*
Whateva: This is fucking wicked!
Echo: *laughing like a maniac*
Belle: *hacking Hannah with an axe*
BB: *stops her* Drink. We can mutilate the body after.
Whateva: *licks blood off of hands*
Belle: *puts axe away* Okay. *drinks blood*
Whateva: *taking pictures*
Echo: C'mon Whateva, Lahetta, drink with us! *continues drinking*
Whateva: Nah, I'm beat. *lays down*
Lahetta: Same here. *lays down also*
Belle: Suit yourself. *smears blood on face*
Echo: More blood for us. *licks fingers clean*
BB: *scooping blood to his mouth*
Belle: *sucking blood* Ah... Sweet, sweet murder.
BB: It's a beautiful thing.
Belle: *smiles* It seriously is... Aw shit, she's drained.
Echo: Who's our next victim?
Whateva: *lazily throws dart*
Echo: Amira v.E.
Belle: That bitch? Bring it on.
19 minutes later…
Amira v.E: *opens door*
BB: *sword through her chest, takes it out, licks it clean*
Echo: BLOOD! *drinks*
Belle: *watches in awe*
Lahetta: *runs over, drinks blood*
BB: *slices open arm and drinks*
Echo: *covering arms in blood*
Whateva: *drinks blood* Awesome.
Belle: *covers face in blood*
Echo: Blood party! *sprays blood at everyone*
Belle: *small smile*
Lahetta: FUCKING YEAH!
Whateva: What the hell started this anyway?
Echo: We froze a cake and decided to attack Jazan v.P.
Whateva: Oh yeah...
Echo: *drinks more blood*
Belle: *smears blood in her hair*
BB: *splatters blood on his face*
Lahetta: *to Belle* You look emo, you know that?
Echo: *looks around* Actually, we all look like we got slapped with a Giant Red Paintbrush.
Lahetta: No, just in general.
Belle: *murderous glare*
Echo: Damn, Lahetta, you'd better hope your lifespan isn't almost at zero.
Whateva: *licks blood off hand* Is it?
BB: *blood coma*
Belle: *slaps him*
Lahetta: *glances over* Think that did it?
BB: *still unconscious*
Belle: *annoyed sigh, slams him into a wall* I swear, if this doesn't...
BB: *head wound, knocked even further from consciousness*
Echo: We've lost him.
Belle: I'm so close to choking him to death right now...
Lahetta: Shit, what're we gonna do?
Echo: Why the fuck would you kill B?
Will: *poofs in* Hey.
Belle: Frustration. Little fucker is still in a fucking blood coma.
Whateva: Either we figure something out, or... he's screwed.
Will: It's just a coma, he'll wake up eventually.
Sun: Comas can be very severe. Especially drug induced-
Belle: Say what now?
Echo: This is blood-induced. And we can't forget that Will told us that he'll wake up.
Lahetta: Oh yeah.
6 minutes later…
Alivia: Close to waking up, yet?
Fire: When did we all get here?
Will: Not for a while. You might as well wash off the blood.
Cute: *blonde moment* Off of what?
Echo, Whateva, Lahetta, and Belle: *look at each other and leave*
Cute: Hey! D:
Kelly: I think he's waking up...
Will: No, he's just twitching.
Shadow: Did anyone else notice that he's the only guy here?
Whateva: That just sounds wrong when you think about it...
Will: It does, and you left to wash off the blood.
Whateva: I did? *poofs into smoke*
25 minutes later...
Echo, Whateva, Lahetta and Belle: *come back*
Echo: Status report?
Will: He'll wake up in two seconds.
Echo: *walks over to BB*
BB: *yells, opens eyes* What happened?
Belle: *tilts head to side* What do you mean?
BB: I feel like someone hit me in the head...
Belle: ...Oh. Well, you see...
BB: *clutches head* Damn...
Belle: *scratches back of neck nervously* Well, you were in an blood-induced coma, and we couldn't think of many ways to wake you up... And I might have slammed you into a wall.
BB: I see how you might have thought that it would have woken me up, but that technique works better on people who aren't in a coma.
Belle: I didn't exactly think... Sorry about that.
Whateva: *turns off camera, grinning* That was some good stuff.
Belle: *whips around* Do you carry that thing everywhere?
Will: You'd think it'd run out of battery soon. You use it all the fucking time.
Belle: You won't have to worry about its batteries now. *throws it on ground, shoots it*
Whateva: My camera! D:
Will: Didn't see that coming. But that's illogical, so it's okay.
Lahetta: *smirk* You do know that the camera can be replaced, and the tape saveable?
Belle: Whatever. *lights a match, burns the tape*
Whateva: Well, fuck.
Belle: *OOC moment, watches fire* Ooh, pretty.
Fire: *watches too* Pyro...
Whateva: *takes out spare camera, records fire*
Fire: *still staring*
BB: *staring too*
Belle: *dazed* It's like deadly beauty.
Whateva: *slightly uncomfortable*
Fire: *mesmerized* It's a force of nature, too beautiful and too powerful to understand. Fire can give life, but it can take it away just as easily.
Echo: The same goes for all of the elements, now that I think about it. All of them give and take.
Belle: *still staring into fire* Now that I think about it, yeah.
Alivia: I once accidently set my hair on fire...
Shadow: *holding hands over the warmth*
Will: Collective deep moment huh?
Whateva: Just, wait for it...
Dusty: *not paying attenton, steps in fire* HOLY CRAP!
Fire: *pulls her out, scoops the fire off her foot and places it back*
Armin v.E: *treats the burns*
Whateva: *bored out of my mind*
Echo: *sits down*
Whateva: *even more bored*
Echo: *sits even more down*
Whateva *even more bored*
Echo: *sits even more down*
Whateva: *waits for you to sink in*
Echo: *creating a hole in the ground*
Belle: *evil smirk*
Whateva: *sinking lower*
Sun: Anybody gonna do something?
Whateva: *still recording*
Belle: Probably not.
Echo: *ass in the ground*
Fire: *looks up from the fire* Where's BB?
Belle: We probably don't wanna know.
Lahetta: *grin, chants* Sink, sink, sink!
Echo: I'm trying. I want to see the crab people that live under the surface of the Earth.
Whateva: *frowns* I was hoping there were mole people. Damn.
Echo: There might be mole people... I'm not sure. But there's definitely crab people. And crab people are evil.
Alivia: I'll shoot their asses, then. *loads gun*
Echo: A little OOC today, are we Alivia? *sinks further*
Alivia: We all have our OOC moments.
Belle: You said it.
Will: *ponytail falls out* NO! MY HAIR! D:
Belle: Just fucking fix it.
Whateva: I've made outfits for the pets on Polyvore.
Lahetta: *grins, goes to look*
Lahetta: Ahahahaha, Belle's looks scary emo.
Belle: *looks* Wow, I like it.
Will: *snaps out of OOC, reties*