Every Rose has its Thorns
An Oh My Goddess Fanfiction
Disclaimer: I do not own Ah My Goddess, its characters, copyrights, or anything related.
Man, I've been through my share of bad luck this year.
I lost my job. I can't drive a car. I'm currently having a hard time making any money, and I'm having trouble keeping up on my health.
If I had to consider what has been the worst time of my life, this would be it.
I've only had my own business for a few months and I'm not making enough to survive on.
I am thankful to have family that loves me, but I've lost all confidence in falling in love with a beautiful woman for who I am.
So I wake up on another early Monday. The air conditioner is on, my uncle is calling from downstairs to check to make sure that I'm still alive. I'm waiting on a call on my cell phone about a computer repair job that I'm hoping to come through.
I then attempted to call my cousin Sharolyn to talk to her, but I mis-dialed the number on my smartphone.
"Hello, Thank you for calling the Earth Assistance Hotline." said the operator. "Someone will be with you shortly."
Then I saw my general electric digital camera flash upward for the first time in my life. I had no batteries in it, and what just happened, was never in the manual.
I saw a woman with my own eyes float above around my room and sat on my bed, and said:
"Hello, I'm Peorth, Goddess 1st Class, 2nd Category, Unlimited licence. I'm here to grant you only one wish and you can ask for anything."
After introducing herself, and giving me a business card. I took a good look at her from top to bottom.
"Your eyes are very honest." she said.
She caught me looking at her beautiful outfit. It had a small cut in the middle to give a look of the well-kept body. No woman on earth had an outfit as beautiful as that one.
I then thought to last night, what I always wanted above anything. Even above all the riches on earth. After seeing what I saw, I finally said it.
"Peorth, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life." "You said that you can grant me my heart's desire." "My heart's desire is for us to be in love, with each other, together for the rest of our lives."
The moment I said that, my life changed forever. She floated again and a beam of light came from her head, pointing to the sky. A big hole was on the ceiling, when she slowly fell back to the ground.
When she came too, she opened her eyes...
"I need to use your phone."
I passed her my smartphone.
"So, that wish really went through!", she said on the phone. "Ok." "Bye."
"Peorth, what's going on?" I asked.
"Your wish has been approved." she said.
It didn't take long for me to register what that meant, but that also included a lot of responsibilities on my end as well.