"I love you, Danny!"

"I love you too, Sam!"

"Let's get married!"

"And have kids!"

"And watch our kids have kids!"

And they lived happily ever after.

Sam and Danny burst out laughing as they finished the ridiculously short FanFiction. They were holding on to each other for support, fearing that they would fall to the ground.

"Okay!" Danny said as he wiped tears from his eyes, "Wanna read another one?"

"You bet!" Sam laughed as she also wiped her eyes and sat on Danny's lap. Danny clicked on another fan story and began to read it aloud.

"Sam no! Don't do this to me!" Danny screamed.

"But Danny, nobody loves me. I'm just a freak." she spat as she kept the blade at her neck.

"That's not true, Sam! I love you!" Danny exclaimed.

"Y-you do?" Sam asked as she dropped the razor blade.

"Of course I do!" and with that, he kissed her.

Danny started laughing right there, clenching on to his sides.

"These are so cliche that it's hilarious!" Sam said, falling out of Danny's lap and on to the carpeted floor.

"Okay okay! One more?" Danny giggled. Sam nodded and got back into his lap.

"Jazz! Where's Sam?" Danny asked, panicked.

"Danny? Oh Danny..." Jazz began to cry, only worrying Danny more.

"Jazz! Where is she?" he practically screamed.

"She didn't survive the car crash. I'm so sorry Danny."

"WHAT? You DIE in this story? What the heck? What happened to stupid, cliche, mushy gushy Disney style happy endings?" Danny exclaimed, making Sam giggle.

"Not all phans are the same, Danny. And reading on REALLY proves how crazy some people are."

"No duh! Well, I think I've had enough. I'm going to break my core if I read one more. Hey that rhymed!" he exclaimed like a little kid. Sam laughed and kissed his cheek.

"Goodnite, honey." Sam whispered and laid down next to her husband.

"Goodnite, my little goth honey boo."

"EXCUSE ME, FENTON?" Sam sat up with an evil grin on her face.

"You're a Fenton too, ya know!" Danny smiled nervously, putting his hands up in defense. Sam sighed and laid down again.

"I'll get you in the morning." she mumbled, hearing Danny faintly laugh.

"Goodnite, sweetheart." he smiled and laid next to her, wrapping his arms around her.

They laid there for a while, unable to close their eyes. Finally Sam sat up, along with Danny.

"One more?" Sam asked.

"Absolutely." Danny agreed and turned the laptop back on.

OMIGOSH I had this idea for a while and just now decided to write it! Yeah the overused, cliche stories make me bust out laughing, so why not make fun of them, Danny Phantom way! XD Please review! Sorry for the shortness of the story, BTW. I wrote this in about 10 minutes. Well, what else is there to do when you've got a broken toe and have a hard time walking? XD