Adventures of the Undead Kind

this is just the first story, but i can continue the series of oneshots i have for y'all if you like it. :D

i apologize if anyone seems OOC. i havent watched MBAV in a long time .



Dog Days

It was a VERY hot day. Benny and Sarah were crashing at Ethan's place for the day while Jane and his parents went swimming. The gang was scattered about random places in Ethan's living room. Ethan was lying down on the couch trying to take a nap, Sarah was sitting underneath the fan tapping away on her iPhone, and Benny was sprawled all over the floor with no shirt on.

"Oh, my God," Benny choked. "is there any other way to make this room colder, Ethan?"

"Let's see. I've already turned the air conditioning on high, all of the fans are on, and I think you just finished the last carton of our lemonade," Ethan mumbled from the couch.

"Yeah, maybe you should just poof yourself to the North Pole, Mr. Wizard," Sarah said flatly. Benny grunted.

"And put a shirt on, dude. You're not David Hasselhoff," Ethan added. Benny sighed as he reached for his shirt a few feet away and laid it out it loosely on top of his body like a blanket. "There. Better?" Sarah rolled her eyes.

"Remind me again why we didn't go swimming with your parents, Ethan?" Sarah said sourly.

"Yeah, please remind us why we're trapped in this oven while your parents are out sipping Coronas in lawn chairs watching Jane do cannonballs into a big, cold, liquid filled pool?" said Benny.

Ethan groaned. "Look, guys. It's not my fault Jane tore my swim shorts."

"You can swim in regular shorts, too, Ethan!" Sarah said, exasperated.

"Yeah, or you could just go butt-naked..." Benny offered.

"Benny, if you take off anymore articles of clothing, I swear I'm going to stick my undead foot up your-"

"OKAY, changing subject!" Ethan interrupted.

"Man... and it was just getting good..." Benny sighed. Sarah got up and walked halfway across the room just to slap him.

"Any other suggestions, guys?" Ethan asked after Sarah sat back down.

Benny shrugged, rubbing the red hand mark Sarah left on his face.

"How about we go outside and blast each other with your Nerf water guns?" Sarah suggested, looking up at Ethan.

"Well excuuuuse me, I don't know who asked YOU to come over to the geek side," Benny did the universal head rotation.

"Sarah, I have no idea why you did not come up with that plan earlier." Ethan got up and started to the door. "We have no choice, guys." Benny joined him.

"Prepare to feel the wrath of Benny!"