"Stop with the whistling already!"

"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Grumpy. Waddya do, miss your carebear show?"

"…"

"My God, Mitsui. You watch care bears?"

"Wimp!"

"Cheer bear, you have to admit, is endearing."

"I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this…"

"Hey, Kogure, Gori's clutching his ears pretty tight. And his vein's popping. Isn't that bad for his health or something?"

"Err…"

"Kogure! Time!"

"9:45 am"

"Oh, shi…fu…crap! 3 and a ½ more hours with these idiots."

"Aw, c'mon Gori. We're intellectual company, we are. Right Ryo-chin?"

"Right on."

"Get. Your. Hand. Off. My. Shoulder. Sakuragi."

*****

"At last. The intellectually disabled company's asleep."

"Thank God."

"Yeah. The theme song of Cow and Chicken is not meant to be whistled for 50 times in an hour."

"Hey, on the way to Ryonan he did 1000000 green bottles. And you weren't here yet, Miyagi."

"He couldn't even count backwards properly!"

"Oh eww! He's drooling on me."

"Quit whining, Mitsui. You're not the one with Rukawa next to him…"

"Oh…right…Yuck."

"Don't worry Miyagi. I've come up with a solution."

"Whatever it is, hurry up. The pool's growing larger and I'm not getting any younger here…"

"All you have to do is…*drum roll please…*"

"HURRY UP! I'm drowning here!"

"Keep your skirts on…just wake him up."

"Mitsui…you haven't been doing drugs have you?"

"No…Sheesh, give some helpful advice…"

"Right. I told you all that coke couldn't be good for you."

"I had to. Have you seen the girl who serves it?"

"Ooh…Point. Let's order another."

"Just wake him up already!"

"Then you do it, smarty-pants!"

"Err…Okay…Oi. Hanamichi, wake up."

"ErkgrutSnrkpfftt…whatta he…"

"Wake Rukawa up."

"Are you sure this is safe, Mitsui?"

"Oh sure, you worry too much, Kogure."

"Oh…oh…hang on a sec…Ah. Okay."

"Yasuda! Why, you're a bloody genius!"

"Of course. Think of the millions we'd make…"

"Simply by selling videos of this."

"Akagi! You can't possibly condone this madness!?"

"Well…we are in need of funds…Ever since Hanamichi broke the hoop, trying to climb up and sit on it."

"Give it up and move over, Glasses-man. The Tensai is about to become a movie star."

"Wait a sec…we asked you to wake him up, not get a *drink*…"

"Hehehe…"

"Woah, don't spill the water yet, you ass. You'll wet Miyagi too."

"Hehehe..."

"No…no…get him away from me. Now!"

"Calm down. Just think this as an experiment."

"In what, may I ask?"

"Err… in …the waterproofability of the Shohoku High school uniform? I'm pretty darn sure it is. Its so stiff."

"Mitsui? I think you just made him worse."

"And how would you know? You're just jealous of my unbelievable display of logic."

"He's swearing. A lot."

"Tsk tsk…Ryo-chin. What would Ayako think of your language?"

"Lucky, lucky, lucky Ayako. She gets to ride her mum's car there. While I am stuck. Stuck with a bunch of idiots."

"Intellectual company."

"Wake him up already!"

"Okay…here goes…"

*Splosh*

"Akagi?"

"Yes, Kogure?"

"Why is Miyagi scrunching his face so badly with his mouth open but no words coming out?"

"It must be because Sakuragi used ice water. The only have ice water in the water filter."

"Ooh. I think you just froze his ass, Sakuragi…"

"You know what's worse?"

"Enlighten me. I've just had the lower part of my body put through torture."

"Rukawa's still snoring like a blessed pig."

"Maybe Lazy bear visited him. Get the bear's autograph, Mitsui!"

"Correction. Its Sleepy bear."

"Cukptbftupupukk"

"Oh dear, I think he's choking. Must be the water."

"Quick! CPR!"

"No, its Heimlich…or is it?"

"Hehehe…"

"Careful with that, Sakuragi…"

"Hehehe…"

"Ow…that has gotta hurt…"

"For which one?"

"We warned him."

"*Sigh* Do'ahous."

"Are you getting all of this, Yasuda?"

*Beep…beep…*

"Thank God! It's our stop."

"You know, Akagi…"

"Not now. Get your luggage, everyone."

"But Akagi…"

"What is it, Mitsui? Don't jump around the station. Kainan's over there. You're embarrassing us."

"I really need to pee…"

"How many cans of coke, exactly, did you drink?"

"MYODB. This is urgent and serious business."

"Oh, yeah…*urgent* alright. Just think of waterfalls, gushing, flowing…"

"Oh, great. Nice going Sakuragi. He's headed for the bushes. Only they're decorations."

"Well, that topiary pig is quite nice."

"I think it's supposed to be a bear. Oh, quick, Yasuda! I can see Mitsui's behind!"

"Oh…damn."

"What."

"I forgot to put the tape in the camcorder."

The very pointless End.