Another One-Shot? Yes.

Why am I not updating my other stories? I don't know...

But enjoy!

Chad's POV:

"Hey I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?" I told the stunning brunette in front of me.

She turned around, "Seriously Chad?"

"What? You have to admit it was pretty good." I smirked.

"No, first of all, I've heard that pick up line about ten thousand times already. Second, none of your pick up lines would ever work on me." She rested her hands on her hips.

"Is that so?" She nodded. "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity." I smirked.

She rolled her eyes. "Eh." She shrugged, then headed the other direction.

I chased after her, "Are those space pants? Because your a-"

"Shut up Chad. I could do better." She smiled.

"Whoa whoa wait, is that a challenge I hear?" I laughed.

"Maybe, if you willing to accept it." She had a devious smile on.

"Oh, it's on." I said.

"Fine, whoever can get a guy, or girl in your case, first, wins." She crossed her arms.



"Good, now watch. My charms will work on anyone." I scoffed.

"Except me." She laughed.

I glared at her and made my way to a pretty blonde.

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first." I winked.

She looked disgusted then left.

"What was that?" Sonny asked laughing.

"A joke." I said. "Let me try another girl."

I spotted another cute girl and approached her.

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here." I smiled.

She furrowed her brows that moved away. Did she just… leave?

I heard a burst of laughter come from behind me.

"Oh Chad, that was funny! Oh… were you serious?" Sonny continued to laugh.

"Ha-ha." I said sarcastically. "She doesn't know what she's missing."

She patted my shoulder, "Watch and learn." She winked at me then walked over to one of the actors guest starring on my show.

"Hey," She said running her hand down his arm. "Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?" She said, oh so seductively. He looked mesmerized. They moved closer to each other. Her hand was on his neck as she pulled him even closer.

They're lips almost met before I screamed, "Michael! You're fired!"

He jumped away from Sonny, and ran out of the cafeteria.

Sonny's jaw dropped then she looked at me, "Chad!" She screamed.

"What?" I acted as if nothing happened.

"That wasn't fair! I totally had him and you just fired him! That wasn't fair either! How could fire him just because you're jealous?" She kept yelling.

"Hey! He was supposed to be on set and he wasn't and- wait what? I am not jealous."

"Really Chad, really?" She raised her eyebrow. She moved closer to me.

"Really." I said, nervously. Wait, Chad Dylan Cooper does not get nervous.

She slowly snaked her arms around my neck.

She whispered in my ear, "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."

She looked into my eyes, for a second I was confused, but my thoughts were interrupted when I felt her lips on mine.

The kiss got intense and passionate. I have to admit she was a good kisser. She grabbed my tie and pulled me close. She slightly pulled away then attached our lips again. My hands were on her hips and her hands were tangled in my hair. After a few more moments she pulled away in need of air.

"Whoops, I lost the bet." She smirked and walked away.

A/N: I know, it's really short and lame. Haha, but oh well. Review? Yes? No? …Yes?