Here is a silly little story I thought up after watching the film 'Avengers Assemble' at the cinema and then the two 'Hangover' films at a mate's house. As well as that episode in Smallville where Zatanna sent the group enchanted wine and got them all drunk. And also from the long asked question of; what would Marvel heroes do when they're both partying in Vegas AND drunk?

Just so you know, here in England we aren't very in touch with the comic universe, mostly because the books take so long to get over here. My local shops have only just got the 'Fear Itself' books at the beginning of the month, and I only have the Spiderman one, which I got for a birthday present, and the 'Brightest Day' books in DC a few weeks before that.

This means that I won't be very in-tune with the Marvel Universe at all, meaning that this is an AU with my own unique team of New Avengers, because I don't know the current team, and my own ideas mixed with the limited knowledge I have from reading the books I have, different shows and what I can find/ be bothered to look up.

And, just a warning but the characters will most likely be OCC.

This story will only be in POV for this chapter, and it will be retold in a few people's POV before the end.

Key:

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"DrUnKeN sLuR"


Marvel

New Avengers

Hangover

Prelude


(Spiderman's POV)

It had been a few weeks since the Siege of Asgard and the New Avengers where currently on an important mission… celebrating Wolverine's engagement! Yea, who'd have thought it, huh? The old, cranky, grumpy, rarely smiling, never really happy, unbreakable claw welding, borderline psychotic beast, half the time doesn't think of others, wait… what was I talking about? Oh, Wolvie's getting married. Can you believe it? He dragged all of the New Avengers down to Las Vegas to have some fun. When we asked him why he wasn't doing this with the X-Men he said that they had banned him from all bachelor parties… now I'm scared.

Oh, you're all probably wondering who I am, aren't you! My names Peter Paker but most people know me as, the Amassing, the Sensational, the Spectacular Spiderman! Impressed yet? So, I'm sitting down at the bar with a glass of diet Coke in my hand. Don't get me wrong, I would have had normal but they where all out. I mean, I don't get why people CHOSE to drink this stuff. It just feels so… heavy going down your thought. I was wearing my Spider suit I mean; it's a party for the New Avengers. What did you think I would be wearing?

And guess who was sitting next to me? I'll give you a few clues. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. She wears these long leather boots that look SOOO hot on her. She ties a red sash around her waist. And finally, her chest is covered with a shocking yellow thunderbolt. Got it yet? No? It's Carol Danvers, AKA Ms Marvel. New Avengers, hello? Anyway, we where just sitting there, talking about the whole trouble that the Siege caused when Wolverine came stumbling over. Of course his body quickly righted itself as his Healing Factor fixed the effect of the Alcohol.

"Hey you two." He smiled before he took another swig of hiss whiskey and started swaying "WHaT'Re YoU dOinNg OvEr HeRe… with that?" his healing factor killed the alcohol before he finished the question and Carol was the first to answer

"I don't want to risk falling into my old addiction." She said in her beautifully soft voice. Stop looking at me like that, you're all thinking it to! But what did she mean her old... oh, right! Believe it or not M&M over there use to have a drinking problem. Not as bad as Tony's but…

"Power. Responsibility. Same old, same old." Was all I said to him before he grabbed our wrists and started to drag us outside "What are you doing Logan!" I said in shock

"Luke said we should have ONE drink as a group. You know, a toast thing." He said

"But we already said we're NOT drinking!" Carol said forcefully

"Come on Blondie, it's just ONE drink!" Logan said

"Fine, one." I said in defeat

"What!" Carol said in shock

"It'll be easier to just give in and get it over with then standing around arguing until he wins or we leave to go home, ether of which would spoil the whole evening." I explained

"Fine. But only one drink!" Carol growled as we got outside to see Luke Cage standing there with my old friend, Danny Rand or the Immortal Iron Fist, Carol's best friend Jessica Drew or Spiderwoman (no relation to yours truly of course), Wanda Maximoff AKA Scarlet Witch and finally Ben Grimm, the ever-loving blue-eyed Thing of the Fantastic Four.

"Took you long enough." Ben said with a smile

"Oh, lay off rockpile." I said as I stood next to Carol, who stood next to Jess. The Spiderwoman then whispered something to Carol which caused her to blush and whisper harshly back. I wonder what that was about.

Wolvie then bent over and pulled a bottle out of the bag with eight shot glasses before filling them up with an amber liquid, which is most likely very alcoholic alcohol. Most likely Canadian, knowing him. As he got the glasses and started pouring the drinks I asked "Hey, how's Rouge feel with the fact that your teenage clone daughter and/or sister is in a lesbian relationship with, who might as well be your adopted daughter who also happens to be a vampire?" I asked

"Really well compared to what you'd think." Logan replied before he gave everyone a glass

I then said "Good luck to Logan and Rouge, but mostly to Rouge. God knows she'll need it to keep her sanity with this guy over here." This caused the Wolverine to growl

"I'll drink to that." Jess smiled her beautiful smile. Hey, don't judge me! I've got a crush on two girls, so? They're both smoking hot and have great personalities… in their own way

"See, SHE likes my jokes." I said teasingly to Carol as I jabbed Carol in the ribs

"Only because a Woman has to be there for her Man." She said teasingly, pointing at the spider on my chest which caused me to blush, thank god for my mask

"To Logan and Rouge." Wanda quickly said as she raised her glass. Everyone then followed her example by raising their glasses before swigging it down. Man this stuff burns! I can feel it sliding down my thought and through my digestive system. That wasn't so bad. I mean… Whoa!...

Pretty colours…


(Ms Marvel's POV)

My name's Carol Susan Jane Danvers, ex Agent of S.H.E.I.L.D, Ms Marvel and currently a member of New Avengers. I'm sitting at the bar with a glass of diet Coke in my hand with the constant chatterbox, Spiderman AKA Peter Paker. We where just sitting there, talking about the whole trouble that the Siege caused when Logan AKA the Uncanny Wolverine came stumbling over. Of course his body quickly righted itself as his Healing Factor fixed the effect of the Alcohol.

"Hey you two." He smiled before he took another swig of his whiskey and started swaying "WHaT'Re YoU dOinNg OvEr HeRe… with that?" his healing factor killed the alcohol before he finished the question

"I don't want to risk falling into my old addiction." I said in annoyance. I didn't want that.

"Power. Responsibility. Same old, same old." Peter said to Logan before the gruff man grabbed our wrists and started to drag us outside "What are you doing Logan!" Peter said in shock

"Luke said we should have ONE drink as a group. You know, a toast thing." He said

"But we already said we're NOT drinking!" I said forcefully

"Come on Blondie, it's just ONE drink!" Logan said

"Fine, one." Peter said

"What!" I said in shock. How could he give in so easily?

"It'll be easier to just give in and get it over with then standing around arguing until he wins or we leave to go home, ether of which would spoil the whole evening." He explained

"Fine. But only one drink!" I growled as we got outside to see Luke Cage, Danny Rand aka Iron Fist, Jessica Drew or Spiderwoman, Wanda Maximoff AKA Scarlet Witch and finally Ben Grimm, the ever-loving blue-eyed Thing of the Fantastic Four. They where all just standing there, waiting for us.

"Took you long enough." Ben said with a smile

"Oh, lay off rockpile." Peter said as he stood next to me and stood next to Jess.

Jess gave me one of her looks and whispered "Have fun with your boyfriend?" a blush quickly spread across my face

"He's not my boyfriend!" a growled in a whisper

Logan then bent over and pulled a bottle out of the bag with eight shot glasses before filling them up with an amber liquid, which is most likely very alcoholic Canadian alcohol. As he got the glasses and started pouring the drinks Peter asked "Hey, how's Rouge feel with the fact that your teenage clone daughter and/or sister is in a lesbian relationship with, who might as well be your adopted daughter who also happens to be a vampire?" Who'd he talking about? Oh, he must be talking about Laura(X-23) and Jubilee. Sweet girls.

"Really well compared to what you'd think." Logan replied before he gave everyone a glass

He gave everyone a glass and Peter said "Good luck to Logan and Rouge, but mostly to Rouge. God knows she'll need it to keep her sanity with this guy over here." This caused the Wolverine to growl at him

"I'll drink to that." Jess smiled.

"See, SHE likes my jokes." The Spectacular Spiderman said teasingly to me as he jabbed me in the ribs

"Only because a Woman has to be there for her Man." She said teasingly, pointing at the spider on his chest, and knowing Peter he is probably blushing under that mask of his. Did you know that both of us have a crush on the geeky man?

"To Logan and Rouge." Wanda quickly said as she raised her glass. Everyone then followed her example by raising their glasses before swigging it down. It tasted a bit wired but… what's going on? Can't focus… i… is… is that a… a Peacock and a jar of… of marmite?...


(Spiderman's POV (Again)- Next morning)

My heads KILLING me. AND I feel like I've went five rounds with the Tri-Sentinel without the Uni-Force. I slowly opened my eyes only to shut them again instantly as a blazing light filled my eyes. And this only caused my head to hurt more. NO! BAD LIGHTS! I let out a groan of pain only to head a moan of similar annoyance, only feminine and not coming from me. I quickly felt out my body and realised, from how light I felt that I was naked, besides my mask that was rolled up above my eyes, someone was resting on my chest, someone female, and my right arm wasn't working properly.

I slowly opened my eyes to see a curtain of blond hair. Wait… blond hair? I quickly lifted my head up to see Carol asleep and using me as a pillow. She was breathing softly, her hair was a mess and all over the place and she was… also naked. The covers seemed to be perfectly placed to cover everything from my view but I could still tell from the feel of her body against mine that she was naked… besides her boots and gloves.

Suddenly I felt pressure on more of my right arm as more soft skin touched mine. I looked to the right to see Jess, who was also asleep and just as naked as both me and Carol but she was wearing her gloves and she was now using me as a pillow just as Carol is doing. Great, I can't remember last night which was obviously the best night of my life and now I'm gonna DIE because of it. I can just tell. I looked around the room to see that it DEFINATLY wasn't mine. It looked like a penthouse sweat in a hotel except there where cracks all over the wall, small craters in the floor and the wall, the bed was only the matrus on the floor because the rest of the frame was destroyed and the rest of our costumes where flung all over the place but some pieces, like the lower part of mine, where completely torn to shreds. Great.

Then I looked back at the two girls in my arms and noticed something. There are little lumps along their ring fingers, like the skin tight material is covering, well… rings. I then looked down at my own hands and my eyes widened. Let me guess what you're all thinking 'He's wearing a wedding ring.' Well, no, I wasn't. I was wearing TWO! Suddenly I heard a groan from Carol. Fuck! I'm dead. At least last night was probably the greatest night of my life so I can die happy.


There's the end of the prelude. I hope you like it. I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a while but I have had trouble with my other story. I while continue, this however the updates for both stories won't be very frequent.