Summary: E/O CHALLENGE Drabble word: crow. Two totally unrelated drabbles. First up, John and the wee!chesters take a day off from hunting. Second drabble is a dark AU in which Dean finally embraces his dark destiny (and what other kind is there?).

A/N: I was having a conversation with nancylou and this subject came up. I speak from personal experience. Some of those theme park mascots get whatever they deserve. Title of this drabble fic was taken from the series of YA novels written by Clem Martini.

Word Count: 100 on the nose.

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. This is for entertainment only, and not for profit.

Chapter 1 - so long, Mr. Grabby Hands

John pushed his way through the crowd. He had to get to his boys, and no one was going to stop him.

Not here. Not now.

Too late.

Ollie Ostrich was down for the count. He lay on his side with his hands between his legs, rocking and moaning.

"Damn," John muttered.

"Dude, touch my brother again," nine year old Dean growled, "and I will end you."

"Yayyy!" Sammy crowed.

"Come on, boys," John picked Sammy up. "Security's coming. We gotta go."

Dean smirked as he followed his family.

The score so far? Winchesters 5, Theme Park Mascots 0.


Chapter 2 is next.