Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!

Ichigo: Ooh, another chapter. You must be really bored.

Lexxa: Shut up. So this review is from Ice LunaWolf. Which is a pretty epic name, by the way.

I dare Ed to wear a mini skirt!

Lexxa: This seems familiar… Did we have a dare like this before?

Ichigo: I don't know… Off to the records! –goes into the Room of Records- -comes back out- Too… many… chapters…

Lexxa: -shrug- Ed still has to wear the miniskirt.

Edward: No! I don't want to!

Lexxa: I did not ask if you wanted to! Now go put on a miniskirt and look pretty! Or, as pretty as possible…

Edward: No!

Lexxa: Do we need to throw countries again?

Edward: No! Dear God no, I'll go put on the miniskirt… -goes into the Room of Changing and comes out in miniskirt-

Lexxa: You look really awful in a miniskirt. –shrug-

I dare Roy to steal Olivier Armstrong's panties!

Roy: No! I don't want to die!

Olivier: -pulls out sword-

Lexxa: This'll be fun. –eats popcorn-

Roy: I don't want to do this!

Lexxa: You have to. It's a dare.

Roy: But—

Lexxa: Your argument is invalid.

Roy: Um… Olivier… can I have your pa—

Olivier: No.

Lexxa: Besides, it says to steal her panties.

Roy: -looks uncertain-

Olivier: -readies her sword-

Lexxa: Do it already!

Roy: -runs into Olivier's room-

Olivier: -runs after him-

Roy: -runs out with a pair of Olivier's panties-

Olivier: -chases Roy with her sword- I'm going to kill you!

Roy: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! –throws Olivier's panties at her-

Olivier: You did not just do that!

Roy: I'm sorry!

Lexxa: That went better than expected.

Pride/Selim, I love you! You're my favorite homunculus! I dare you to control Al's armored body!

Alphonse: But I'm out of my armor…

Lexxa: Back in, you go.

Alphonse: What?

Lexxa: -pulls out Al's armor- Into the suit!

Alphonse: -puts on armor-

Pride: Now I get to control it… Fun.

Alphonse: -starts spazzing out- I don't like this!

Lexxa: You aren't supposed to.

Alphonse: -hits his helmet and makes a loud noise- Ow!

Ichigo: That's all for this chapter!

Lexxa: Review!

Alphonse: I didn't like that at all…

Ichigo: You weren't supposed to, Al. It was for Selim's enjoyment.

Pride: I go by Pride, thank you very much.

Ichigo: Whatever, Selim.

Pride: Pride.

Lexxa: Lexxa!

Ichigo: *facepalm*