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Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

My honor's on the line

I said, "Let me explain, Akane…"

As she walked in on me and Shampoo

But she just blew up about it

Cos she's always assuming the worst

Deep down I know she don't hate me

But she's got a funny way of showing me how she cares

Last night she force-fed me poison

And hit me when I turned green

Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's white

According to her, she's always right

Sometimes we'll get along, and not argue so much

But then she'll blow up again

Sometimes she'll rage, sometimes she'll explode

Sometimes I just want to leave home

But then the panda reminds me I can't because

My honor's on the line

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Yeah, my honor's on the line

Sometimes we sit around, just the two of us in the schoolyard

Sometimes we'll spar a bit, like the martial artist she claims to be

But then I think about the time

She blew up for no reason

And launched me into LEO

You know?

Sometimes I'll walk around the town

For hours just to settle down

But I always go back, and she'll put me down

And I have to let her cos she's a girl (apparently)

Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's white

According to her, she's always right

Sometimes we'll get along, and not argue so much

But then she'll blow up again

Sometimes she'll rage, sometimes she'll explode

Sometimes I just want to leave home

But then the panda reminds me I can't because

My honor's on the line

Yeah…my honor's on the line

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

My honor's on the line

Stow it Akane, can't you quit

You know your mallet can really hit

One day I'll walk away, so watch it now

I won't return if you're still like that

I said, "Let's talk about it…"

As she slammed my face into a door

One day I'll have to stop it

Before she tries to seriously injure me

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

My honor's on the line

Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's white

According to her, she's always right

Sometimes we'll get along, and not argue so much

But then she'll blow up again

Sometimes she'll rage, sometimes she'll explode

Sometimes I just want to leave home

But then the panda reminds me I can't because

My honor's on the line

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Yeah…my honor's on the line

Stow it Akane, can't you quit

You know your mallet can really hit

One day I'll walk away, so watch it now

I won't return if you're still like that

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Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma

Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma Ranma