Misty's Farting Problem
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I'm really wondering why I'm making all of these updates about Pokemon's human girls farting. Oh, I know why. It's because I'm stupid. Enjoy.
Misty was holding Togepi as usual, wearing her normal anime outfit, including usual tight shorts, which revealed her big butt. Ash and Brock noticed that Misty has been gassier as of recently.
"Hey Ash, is it me, or has Misty's butt gotten bigger?" Brock asked as he folded his arms, looking at Misty's butt. "Something seems quite off, truly."
Ash rubbed the back of his head sheepishly as he blinked. "What do you mean, Brock? Misty's always been a fat ass!"
Misty turned her head around, gorwling angrily as she glared at Ash and Brock. "I heard that, you two! You better shut it before I whack you with my mallet!"
Brock rubbed his chin with his right hand as he thought deeply. "I think it's all the cooking. Notice how her butt gets smellier after every meal?"
"What do you put in your cooking anyway, Brock?" Ash asked as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
"Well..." Brock started as he was interrupted by Misty's angry shouting.
"Listen you two, just because I have a bit of junk in my trunk, it doesn't mean I'm gassy!" Misty angrily refuted as she glared harsher at both Ash and Brock.
Suddenly, much to the surprise of everyone, Misty farted loudly, letting out a very wet one that lasted three seconds. Misty's eyes widened as an embarrassed blush appeared on her face. Ash and Brock looked at each other, their eyes widened, then back at Misty, with Pikachu shaking his head. Togepi simply giggled as it waved his stubby little arms. Misty glanced down at her butt, farting loudly again, this time going from disgustingly wet to a raunchy, tuba like toot, lasting twelve seconds long, with not only her shorts getting puffier from the flatulence, causing her butt to appear bigger, but the area around her butt to get darker.
"Whoa, Misty! I didn't know you were part poison type!" Ash joked as he laughed, his right hand on his stomach.
Brock chuckled as he nodded his head, his right hand still on his chin. "Well, with the quality of that first wet fart, I would say she's part water, part poison."
Misty turned around as she shook with rage, letting out a loose wet fart every time she spoke a word. "Ooh! Are you two gonna get it!"
Meanwhile, not to far from there, everyone's favorite trio of idiots were watching, munching on some nice hot french fries.
"Would you look at this?" Jessie started, grabbing a bunch of fries and munching on them. "It looks like the red head is letting loose some bombs."
James mumbled as he already had fries in his mouth. "Jeeze louise, is that girl quite gassy. I sure would hate to be near here."
"All this talk of breaking wind makes me glad I don't have a nose," Meowth joked as he laughed, munching down on another delicious batch of fries.