Kitty Katswell's Farting Problem

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This got requested, don't think of me wrong for it. Also, it's sort of a combination between a fart fic and a fanfic poking fun at the show. But seriously, don't think of me wrong about all of this. I'm dead serious.


It was a normal day in Petropolis, especially in the TUFF Headquarters. Ugh, really? Tuff for tough, really Hartman?

"Urgent news, Tuff agents!" The Chief introduced as he zipped out of his office.

"What is it?" Kitty Katswell asked as she stood up.

The Chief shrugged. "I don't know, I just felt like saying it."

"So you just fe-fe-felt like saying that out of the bl-bl-blue." Pelswick stated as he was munching on a bagel, growling. "God I hate st-st-st-stuttering so much."

Kitty patted Pelswick on the back. "Well, stuttering can't be worse than randomly screaming for no reason."

"RANDOMLY SCREAMING?" Dudley Puppy exclaimed as he yelled in Kitty's ears, "YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? AM I FUNNY YET?"

The Chief opened up his arms. "No, but we can add to the illusion by repeating unfunny jokes!"

"But, we don't have any unfunny jokes to repeat yet!" Kitty pointed out as she literally pointed at the Chief.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Kitty Katswell's stomach growled loudly, causing her to gasp as she placed both of her hands on it. Dudley, Pelswick, and the Chief all laughed heartily.

"Well, there we go!" The Chief exclaimed as he pointed at Kitty's stomach, "Now we just need to get to the title of this fanfic, and we're in the money!"

Kitty folded her arms in disgust. "As if! There's no way the author would degrade himself to make me break wind!"

Kitty Katswell farted loudly, her tail being lifted by her powerful tuba toot. Dudley rolled around on the floor laughing as the other TUFF agents started laughing too.

"Well, at least we got the pl-pl-plot going!" Pelswick pinpointed as he was laughing and stuttering at the same time, which was pretty impossible.

Kitty groaned as she placed both of her hands on her big butt, ripping out another lid tuba poot that lasted seven seconds. "Great! It's bad enough that I'm actually farting, but do my farts have to sound like tubas?"

"Why not?' The Chief admitted as he munched on some popcorn, "It's funny, and it gets me aroused!"

Everyone briefly stopped laughing as they glanced at the Chief oddly, including Kitty, who gave the Chief an angry glance. The Chief shrugged in response as Kitty farted loudly again, breaking a wall nearby her big butt.