KittenSubZero

You online?

SandHunter

I am online, kitten.

KittenSubZero

You're funny...really, I am nothing like a kitten.

SandHunter

Is that so? I find you rather small and defenseless.

SandHunter

You're site name is KittenSubZero.

KittenSubZero

You sure I'm not sub zero?

SandHunter

No...I imagine you are quite warm. Inside and out.

KittenSubZero

Dirty boy.

SandHunter

Yes I am. Especially after a hunt.

KittenSubZero

Oh really? What have you been stalking now, o great hunter?

Sand Hunter

Not for trophies. This time it is for pleasure.

KittenSubZero

Hey, since you're a worldly guy, do you know a friendly way to tell someone you aren't interested? Like...as in a relationship, sexual or romantic?

SandHunter

Who is courting?

KittenSubZero

Same asshole as last time.

SandHunter

Ah.

SandHunter

Gut him.

He had to be joking.

I had been talking to SandHunter, my pet name for him was Sandy, for three months now and each night I craved the conversations we had. From three p.m. to three a.m. we talked, or rather I talked and he listened to me. I told him about my day, my lack of a social life in school and the strange attraction that creepy men had for me.

Yeah he told me that he found males behaving in such a fashion disgusting and dishonorable to females but this...it was a joke. He had a wry sense of humor, one that complimented my own dark wit quite well so this was another joke.

Nevertheless it made me uncomfortable so I logged off the site but not before a final message popped up. Squinted at it I reached for my glasses, the green rimmed frames resting on the bridge of my nose.

SandHunter

Sweet dreams, little one