Me: Welcome! This is a list of Mizore's 340 hiding spots around Yokai academy! Now we have a very trustworthy spy *cough Mizore's mom cough* that has written a list on these hiding locations and when she is hiding in them. Let's begin, shall we? Each chapter I will be doing 10 places.
Tsukune: *whispers* She stalks me?
Me: *sweat-drop* Yes. She is doing so right now.
Tsukune: *runs out of room screaming*
1) Location one: Desk next to Tsukune.
Exact: 182 degrees to the right once he stares at the clouds. 91 degrees when he is facing forward.
When: During class.
Favored by Mizore: Top 50 places to stalk Tsukune.
Danger rating: (73%) Sometimes seen. Only when says 'chiiiii'.
2) Location two: Behind Tsukune's classroom door.
Exact: 45 degrees. Just enough to stare at Tsukune.
When: Before and after BATHROOM BREAKS ONLY.
Favored by Mizore: top 300. Not really. If gone too long, someone might think that she fell in the toilet.
Danger rating: (1%) Has never been caught.
3) Location three: Window Tsukune looks out during class.
Exact: 38 degrees below Tsukune OR 79 degrees above.
When: Only if Kurumu is out of class because she can not fly.
Favored by Mizore: eh. Rarely used.
Danger rating- (99%) Tsukune is always looking out the window. The one percent is when he is talking to Moka.
4) Location four: In trash can at lunch time.
Exact: 195 degrees across from Tsukune.
When: At lunch.
Favored by Mizore: Not really. She hates smelly things.
Danger rating: (26%) A low danger rating but trash is often dropped from above.
5) Location 5: Behind THIRD tree during free time and whenever Tsukune is fighting outside.
Exact: BEHIND THE TREE ON THE EXACT 180 DEGREES SPOT. HAS TO BE SPOT ON.
When: If Tsukune *cough Moka cough* is fighting monsters. Also when Tsukune is sleeping in his dorm.
Favored by Mizore: TOP TEN! She is usually at this spot not only because it's great for hiding, but the tree also gives good shade during the summer.
Danger rating: (13%) Rarely spotted but the tree is starting to ware down. Wonders why.
6) Location 6: Underneath ninth cobblestone in town.
Exact: Um...I guess right underneath the ninth cobblestone in town.
When: If Tsukune is shopping for groceries in town.
Favored by Mizore: Top 220 places. Not likely she will be there.
Danger rating: (86%) Always stepped on so remember to KEEP FINGERS UNDER THE COBBLESTONE.
7) Location 7: Under Tsukune's bed.
Exact: Under Tsukune's bed.
When: Whenever Tsukune is sleeping or doing homework.
Favored by Mizore: Top 30 places. Hides there often, but never on Saturday's.
Danger rating: (10%) Tsukune is afraid of bed monster's so he doesn't look under the bed. Very safe.
8) Location 8: In Tsukune's closet
Exact: Leave a small crack in the closet for peeking. Be sure that it isn't noticeable because Tsukune is afraid of monsters in his room. That's weird.
When: If Tsukune has time to sleep or you can't make the monthly sum for the apartment you rented.
Favored by Mizore: Top 10 places! Very comfortable and sometimes Tsukune stores snacks inside. Yum!
Danger rating: (19%) It's okay as long as you don't make noises.
9) Location 9: Behind Tsukune himself
Exact: Anywhere he is not looking that is AT MOST two feet away.
When: Only if Tsukune is walking to school or to the grocery store.
Favored by Mizore: Top 100 places. Other girls are usually around.
Danger rating: (87%) It is okay if he is alone because he is oblivious to most things, but ONLY WHEN HE IS ALONE.
10) Location 10: In front of Tsukune w/ Sunglasses
Exact: Anywhere within sight of Tsukune, and DON'T HAVE TO HIDE! (Only eyes)
When: Preferably when he goes to the beach, pool, or when he has his shirt off
Favored by Mizore: Top 25 places! The best past is she can stare at Tsukune as long as she wants without him noticing! LIKE A BOSS!
Danger rating: (34%) NEVER TAKE OFF THE GLASSES.
Me: Hope you enjoyed the list, and had at least a laugh out of it!
Tsukune: *runs back* Is she gone?
Me: I don't know
*Mizore walks in with sunglasses*
Mizore: Tsukune-kun lets go to the beach!
Tsukune: NEVER! *Runs away*
Me: READ AND...