June 18, 2002

(Author's Note: I know I have several fics that need to be finished and all, but I was finally bit by the inspiration bug (About damn time too) and this fic, with its Twin, "I know an old Visseyer…" are the first results. The later is not an inuyasha fic however.)

I knew an old Hanyou….

By Yashira

I knew an old Hanyou that swallowed a Flea. I don't know why he swallowed the flea… I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old Hanyou who swallowed a Kitsune that wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside him. He swallowed the Kitsune to catch the flea, but I don't know what he swallowed the flea… I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old Hanyou who swallowed a girl. How absurd he swallowed a girl! He swallowed the girl to catch the Kitsune. He swallowed the Kitsune to catch the flea, but I don't know what he swallowed the flea…. I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old Hanyou who swallowed a Houshi who wriggled and giggled and tried to touch everything in side him. He swallowed the Houshi to catch the girl. He swallowed the girl to catch the Kitsune. He swallowed the Kitsune to catch the flea, but I don't know why he swallowed the flea.. I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old Hanyou who swallowed a Demon Hunter. Oh my god, he swallowed the boomerang too.

He swallowed the Demon Hunter to catch the Houshi. He swallowed the Houshi to catch the girl. He swallowed the girl to catch the Kitsune. He swallowed the Kitsune to catch the flea, but I don't know why he swallowed the flea… I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old Hanyou who swallowed a youkai who cursed and kicked and swore the girl was his woman. He swallowed the youkai to catch the Demon Hunter. He swallowed the Demon Hunter to catch the Houshi. He swallowed the Houshi to catch the girl. He swallowed the girl to catch the Kitsune. He swallowed the Kitsune to catch the flea, but I don't know why he swallowed the flea… I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old Hanyou who swallowed a Miko who blasted and shot arrows that exploded inside him. He swallowed the Miko to catch the Youkai. He swallowed the youkai to catch the Demon Hunter. He swallowed the Demon Hunter to catch the Houshi. He swallowed the Houshi to catch the girl. He swallowed the girl to catch the Kitsune. He swallowed the Kitsune to catch the flea, but I don't know why he swallowed the flea… I'd guess he'll die.

I know an old hanyou that swallowed Inuyasha… SANKONTESSU!!! HE'S DEAD OF COURSE.