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Katekyo Hitman REBORN!; Trip to the Philippines!
Chapter 1; The Beginning of their Trip.
It was a peaceful Sunday morning, the breeze was cold yet it somehow lulled the young brunet to sleep, by the look on his face you can visibly see that he's dreaming, he seems peaceful for others but a certain male in a suit with fedora finds it disgusting, those are not the traits of a Mafia boss are supposed to have. He sighed, things will never change until he learns the hard way. He smirked I guess I'll have to teach him how to act like one when we reach there. And with that thought in mind, the green chameleon shape-shifted into a big mallet that says 100 pounds, here we go.
The brunet that was 'peacefully' asleep was abruptly woken up when the 100 pound mallet hit him straight in the head making him fly upwards the ceiling and landing on the floor with an almost girly squeak. Sitting up while rubbing the sore pain that was on his head and butt, finally taking in his surroundings and seeing the man that was in front of him, he whined "Reborn! Why did you that?!"
"Shut up, Dame-Tsuna and pack your things." The man now known as Reborn said as the mallet shifted into a chameleon –named Leon- once again.
"Pack? Why? Where? Wha-HIIIEEE?!" The said boy, namely Dame-Tsuna or Tsuna shrieked as Reborn pointed a gun aimed for his forehead.
"No more questions Dame-Tsuna, just pack your things, or be shot." Reborn threatened.
"H-HAI!" said Tsuna, totally petrified.
Tsuna scrambled around the room, grabbing his bag that will soon acquire his clothes. He stopped just how many clothes will I put in? He wondered but soon it was answered when Reborn said "Pack clothes that will last for 6 months."
"HIIIIEEE!? DON'T READ MY MIND!" Tsuna shrieked as he packed more clothes and… other things. After 3 minutes or so he was finished, he panted as he sat down.
"Hah. Hah. I'm…done…HIIIEE?!" Tsuna squeaked as Reborn pointed the gun at him again saying "You're not done yet. You still have to change your clothes."
Looking down Tsuna's eyes widen he saw that he was still in his pajamas, his fucking pajamas. Scrambling around the room yet again, he grabbed some clothes and ran down stairs to get some shower, he smelt like… 'Human'.
After a good 10 minutes he was out of the bathroom and slowly went to the kitchen, but before he could even reach the kitchen he was kicked in the back by Reborn. Oh yes, he doesn't need to look to see who did that to him. Standing up again and whining something incoherent he went straight to the kitchen and was greeted by his mother, Nana Sawada.
"Tsu-kun! What a surprise!"
"Wha? Why?" he asked totally confused and shocked.
"Well, it's Sunday and you rarely wake up early on Sundays." Nana sai-cheered.
"Oh." Question: Is it normal for a mother to be up 3 in the fucking morning and cooking breakfast? Its official Kami-sama has fucked Tsuna's life and sentenced him to his doom.
"Mom…, why're you up so early?"
"Oh, because your Father and I will go on a honeymoon in Italy~!" Tsuna could only sweat drop at his Mother's antics. Seriously, anyone who's sane will bitch slap his Father once he came home.
"Oh and Reborn said you're going on a trip for 6 months~ be a good boy alright, Tsu-kun?" Double that sweat drop, how oblivious can she be? Tsuna didn't want to reply but just said a simple 'yes' as he sat down on the chair.
The food that was currently presented to him was indeed very delicious; he was currently having curry as his breakfast. He stared with awe at his food but something caught his attention it was the spoon that was currently in his plate connected to his food with a hand attached to it. "If you continue to stare at it I'm going to eat it." Said the man who owned the hand, Tsuna whined "Reborn! Get your spoon and hand from my food!" Instead of taking his hand away he took some more and ate it in light speed. "This is for training Dame-Tsuna." The man, Reborn said as he was about to take another spoonful from Tsuna's curry plate. The plate was abruptly taken somewhere. Over the rainbow~
When Reborn looked up, Tsuna was gone. So Reborn looked around the kitchen, he found the boy under the table and eating his food in what you call flash speed. After exactly 0.3 seconds the boy –as Reborn measured, Tsuna was finished and was about to get out from his hiding only to bumped his head on the wooden table, hard. But still he continued to climb out only to be kicked totally out of the table.
"Reborn! What was that for?!"
"Nothing, I just felt like it."
Tsuna put on what you call on meme an 'Inglip' face while Reborn wasn't looking. But he changed his face into a poker face again when Reborn looked at him and said something like "What was that?"
After that, they heard a knock on the door, surprised Nana decided to check on it but was stopped by Tsuna saying that he will do it for her.
Tsuna was beyond shocked, he didn't expect to see Gokudera and Yamamoto in his door step 4:00 in the morning.
"G-good Morning, Tenth!"
"Haha! Morning too, Tsuna, what's up?" greeted both boys to Tsuna.
"G-guys! WH-why are you here?"
"Oh, because the kid said that you invite us on a trip!" say's the grinning idiot.
"HIIEEE?! I never said anything like tha-!" Tsuna was cut off when something like a horn beeped. He spared a look behind Gokudera and Yamamoto only to see a limo parked outside. Shock painted his face as he gawked like an idiot.
When Tsuna was about to be out his stupor something kicked him, or, rather someone kicked him in the back, making him lay on the cement while Gokudera was fussing over him.
"Don't just stand there like an idiot it's unbecoming for a mafia boss." Only one person in the whole fucking world will say something like that, Reborn.
"HIIIEEE?! REBORN! Why did you do that?"
"Just shut up Dame-Tsuna and get in the car." Reborn said as he once again pointed a gun at Tsuna.
"HIIEE?! H-HAI!" Tsuna quickly went inside the limo and sat beside someone. Gokudera and Yamamoto followed their boss and got inside. Inside the limo was dark and there were other figures with them, the light opened when Reborn entered the limo. What Tsuna saw made him gawk like an idiot once again as he saw his other Guardians in the limo. There was Mukuro and Chrome sitting beside him, Sasagawa Ryohei who was in a corner looking like he was given something to make him sleep, Lambo who was also sleeping, and Hibari who was far away from everyone.
"Now that you're all here, let's go." Reborn said as he whispered something to the driver.
"Kufufufu, and where are going, Arcobaleno?" Mukuro said as he tugged the sleeping Chrome by the Window so that he can move freely. Tsuna didn't move an inch when he saw Mukuro, yeap, he's fucked.
"Airport." Reborn said.
"Reborn-san, why are we going to the airport?" asked Gokudera slightly confused.
"It has something to do with the language I told you to learn."
"What?! You mean the Tagalog?" says Tsuna as he forgot momentarily who his seat mate was.
"Yes, now shut up, I'll explain later." Reborn said as made sure his tone made no room for arguments.
After a couple of minutes the limo stopped. Reborn was the first to get out of the limo; next was Tsuna whose jaw dropped to the mantle of the earth when he saw the plane with the words; Vongola Famiglia and its crest on it. The others did the same except for a few others.
"Hmph! everyone get in the plane." Reborn said as he wrapped Tsuna's body with Leon chain and dragged him in the plane. Everyone got in the plane as their boss' tutor said, but before that you can see Hibari glance at his beloved Namimori.
After they all got in the plane, they were astounded to see a luxurious room being presented to them, there was this chairs that caused a million, and a 36 inches flat screen LED, and many more. Reborn dragged Tsuna to another room which was a meeting room and motioned them to follow. When they entered the said room, Reborn threw Tsuna to the head chair as the others took their places, Gokudera by his right side, Yamamoto by the left side of Tsuna, Hibari by the very end of the table while Mukuro on the mid chair while Reborn decided to take the second right chair. (Chrome, Lambo and Ryohei are sleeping, remember?)
"So, since all of you are here, let's begin." Reborn said as he released Tsuna from the chain.
"Why are we here then?" said Tsuna as he rubbed his wrist.
"Orders from the Ninth." Reborn said.
"What? Orders from the Ninth?" said Tsuna shock evident on his face.
"Yes, you are to make an alliance with the Piu Forte Famiglia."
"Piu Forte Famiglia?" Yamamoto and Tsuna said in unison, come on, they are not that updated to the mafia.
"Th-the Piu Forte Famiglia? The rival of Vongola? The second most largest and powerful famiglia in the whole world? Why?" Gokudera as if a ghost has whispered in his ear.
"Yes, they are the second most powerful mafia famiglia, and we the Vongola are going to make an alliance with them. It is the Ninths last wish to make peace with the Piu Forte Famiglia." Reborn said.
"But I don't understand, Reborn-san, why are we, the Vongola are coming to them instead of them coming us?" Gokudera asked again.
"Because when the Piu Forte Ottavo made peace with the Vongola, the Vongola trashed them out, almost instantly."
"Kufufufu, and why is that the Tenth Generation is the one doing the alliance? Why not Nono do it himself?" Mukuro asked quite suspicious about it.
"Because it was an order and also a test," Reborn said.
"Test?" Tsuna asked.
"Yes, it is to test if you can make an alliance with other families." Reborn said in an almost monotone voice.
The Guardians glanced at Tsuna only to see his eyes closed as he asked "Where are we going?"
"Philippines. That is where the Tenth Generation Piu Forte is currently centered." Reborn said as he hid his smirk in the fedora.
"Haha! Question! Who is the Tenth Generation? Does their boss have guardians as well?" said the grinning baseball player.
"We are currently knowing that," said Reborn as a LED T.V appeared in the end of the room. The screen opened to reveal Shoichi Irie staring at them.
"HIIEEE?! Sh-SHOICHI-KUN?!" screeched Tsuna.
"Tch. Red-Head." Gokudera said.
"Haha! Yoh! Shoichi!" said the grinning idiot.
"Hn." Said the Skylark.
"Kufufufu…, what is this arcobaleno?" said the pineapple head.
"Shoichi, have you found anything?" asked Reborn.
"Ahaha…, well, I'm working on it." Said Shoichi as they could see that he tapped another computer, typing something only god knows what, he looked kind of a sharp as he searched in the computer.
After a few minutes Shoichi exclaimed "Oh! I got something!"
"What is it?" asked Tsuna as he quickly stood up from his chair.
"Wait, I'm sending the data on your screen, I don't know its contents yet." Said Shoichi as he fumbled on the keyboard again, in a faster speed.
The screen then showed a blank space then something wrote on it. They were all expecting it to be information but it was the opposite, it said;
Tranquil Rain: HAHA!
Aloof Cloud: You're fucked.
Raging Storm: I'm Sorry~!
Sickening Lightning: But!
Illuminating Sun: You Shall Not Get Anything!
Deceiving Mist: Fucking Idiots….
Harmonizing Sky: ^^'' I apologize for this but I would like to ask you to stop hacking us or a missile will blow your plane and we'll kill your friend who is hacking us. You will never get information anyway. :D
Deceiving Mist: Oh, If you're wondering who we are,
Aloof Cloud: We are the Piu Forte Famiglia's Hacker Group so fuck off, bitches.
Tranquil Rain: HAHA! Please do take our advice! Because if you don't,
Raging Storm: You'll be seriously screwed.
All: Thank you for your cooperation! :D :/ :|
And the Screen blacked out, switching to Shoichi who has a face that says 'what the fuck?' while the ones in the airplane was flabbergasted. They all had the same thought in mind, what the fuck just happened?
They heard Tsuna sigh "Reborn, let's retire for the evening, we're all tired and besides I have to gather up my strength to explain to Oni-san why and where we're going."
"Kufufu, but I have a little question in mind, where exactly in the Philippines are we going?" asked Mukuro sending shivers down their spines.
"Francisco Homes, San Jose Del Monte, Bulacan, the Piu Forte Nono said that we should be careful of his granddaughter, other than that place and a warning the Piu Forte Nono didn't say anything else, he said that we should find out yourselves." Reborn said.
Tsuna nodded then said "Let's get some rest everyone; we'll continue this in the morning." Then he slipped out of the room and proceeded to find a peaceful room in the BIG PLANE. Everyone followed their boss' example and retired for the evening.
The room was dark; the only light came on the open computers while there was a constant tapping sound coming from the fingers of the owners of the three computers. There was one computer seat however, it was empty. The sealed door opened with a click, it revealed a girl with brown-black hair, the darkness of the room covering her face, in her hands were three cups of coffee, behind her back was another girl with black hair, she was holding a tray with bowls of carbonara in it.
"Yoh!" Greeted the girl with brown-black hair, at that moment the other two occupants of the computer room turned to them, one was tall with short black hair and the other one was a little shorter with short black hair. They stood when they smelled the aroma of the carbonara.
"Uy, sarap o!" said the smaller of the two boy. (It looks delicious!)
"Sinu nagluto?" said the taller one. (Who's the cook?)
"Sinu pah ehdi si… Boss!" said the girl with black hair. (None other than… Boss!)
"Ay wag nalang baka may lason eh!" say's the smaller one. He felt someone poke him in the face, he inched away. (Oh, I'll refrain from touching it! It might be poisoned!)
"Ser, Pinaghirapan ko po ito lutuin, just eat it or I'll eat it." Said the girl with brown-black hair, now known as Boss. (Siiir, I did my best in cooking that, just eat it or I'll eat it.)
"Anoh!? Kakain ba kayo o hindi kase alam nyo, nangangawit nako dito!" said the girl with black hair. (What?! Are you going to eat or not? Because you know, I'm getting tired of carrying this!)
"Ay, sorry Cloud!" said the taller boy as he took the tray and placed it in the nearby table.
"So, Mist, pwede moh bang kunin itong mga tasa sa kamay ko?" Said the Boss. (So, Mist, could you please take these cups from me?)
"Ayoko nga!" but he obeyed none the less and placed the cups in the same table as the carbonara. (I don't want to!)
The girl known as Cloud looked at the screen, while the boss did the same.
"Kamusta na yung process ng protection?" said the Boss. (How's the process of protection?)
"Malapit na matapos, anu ba pinaplano moh?" the boy, Mist said as he ate in a not-so-pleasing-manner. (It's almost finished, and what are you plotting?)
"Basta…" said the Boss as she smirked. (Nothing…)
To be continued…
Authors Note: well, there you have it! The first chapter of the god forsaken story! Hehe! Just kidding! Please do bear in mind that the Piu Forte Famiglia's Boss and Guardians are Real People that come in the real world. If there are mistakes please forgive me, I am just Human. :D and BY the way
Carbonara is an Italian Pasta Dish with White sauce. I'm being Pressured by the Guardians of the Piu Forte Famiglia to write this HEHE..~ So let's just say that I will update every once a week.? So It's Ciao, Ciao and Janne for a while~