So, I recently finished the Legend Of Korra series, and have re-watched Avatar The Last Airbender. So of course, I'm on am Avatar binge.

Forgive the crack pairing. But I quite enjoyed writing this.

Anyway, feedback is what I am here for. so...REVIEW.

"For what it's worth, I'm sorry I burned your feet." Zuko whispered to the lump in the bed beside him.

The lump let out a noncommittal grunt. "You did enough apologizing the first time."

"How was I supposed to know the water was too hot for you precious little feet? It's not like I'm very sensitive to heat!" Zuko snapped.

The lump sat sharply upright, revealing a slender raven haired woman with blank light green eyes narrowed in anger.

"Next time I'll pour scalding water in your eyes and see how it feels!" She shouted, turning over, taking the blanket with her, and giving Zuko a mouthful of her hair.

"If you don't burn easily, lets see if you can freeze."

The Firelord growled in frustration, glaring at his wife.

"C'mon Toph. Give the blanket back." He pleaded. Even though he was in no extreme need of the blanket, under no circumstances was he going to lose yet another battle.

She ignored him and pulled the cover more tightly around her slight body.

Zuko, left to no other strategies, leaned over, and kissed her softly on the neck.

No reaction.

"You know," the metalbender informed her husband, "As Chief Of Police, I could have you arrested for sexual harassment."

Zuko groaned.

Quietly he leaned over once again, leaned in...


She was still as a mouse, curled up innocently in her little warm burrow of blanket. There was no indication of any roughhousing.

But there sat Zuko.

Trapped, both hands behind his back, latched to each other by Toph's meteorite bracelet.

Her voice rung in the silence.

"Now what are the magic words."

Zuko stayed resolutely silent.

"Or if you would like stay in that position for the rest of the night..."

Zuko mumbled something incoherent, and Toph's mouth widened happily.

"I'm sorry, what was that?"

"YOU WIN!" Zuko shouted angrily.

The bracelet fell off his hands, and the blanket opened up.

Zuko scooted over underneath it.

"You are an ass Mrs. Firelord." Zuko informed her, as he slung his arm around her waist, pulling her close.

She just smiled and snuggled closer into him.

After about 2 seconds of silence:

"I still won't be able to see right for weeks."