Jimmy: Johnny! Grab me a beer!
Tunny: Not going to so don't ask!
Johnny: Just come over here and watch the olympics with us!
Jimmy: The olympics? What's that?
All three: *GASP*
Tunny: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE OLYMPICS ARE?
Will: HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?
Johnny: *shaking head* I'm so disappointed in you.
Theo: *slams door open*
Theo: What's up idiots!
Tunny: JIMMY DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE OLYMPICS ARE!
Jimmy: Geez! It's not that big of a deal!
Theo: I'm SO disappointed in you Saint! You just lost all my respect!
Jimmy: So you won't be in my pants?
Theo: You've gained all my respect back.
Jimmy: Damn it!
Will: Jimmy, you are going to sit on this couch and watch this with us!
Johnny: And you're going to like it! Or else...
Jimmy: Or else what?
Tunny: *holds a lighter* I will throw this into the back room!
Jimmy: NO! NOT THE BACK ROOM!
Tunny: MUAHHAHA! YES! THE BACK ROOM!
Johnny: Do drugs even burn?
Will: *slaps Johnny*
Theo: LOOK! THE MENS DIVING IS STARTING!
5 MINUTES LATER...
Johnny: ... He's hot.
Theo: So is he!
Will: Look at that guy!
Tunny: How do you not think he's attractive?
Jimmy: Well this is really gay.
Theo: Don't deny it Saint! These men are hot!
TV: Next up, Michael Phelps swims for another medal!
All but Jimmy: WOOOAAAH!
Jimmy: SHUT UP!
Will: NO, YOU SHUT UP!
Tunny: What are you? 5?
Will: WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?
Tunny: YOUR MOM!
Will: LOOK WHOSE 5 NOW!
Johnny: Uh, guys?
Tunny: NOBODY LIKES YOU WILL!
Will: WELL- *kicks Tunny's fake leg*
Tunny: NO! *falls*
Theo: Guys! cut it out!
Tunny: WELL GUESS WHAT YOU TWO LEGGED ASSHOLE! I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Jimmy: Oh Jesus take the wheel!
Theo: He didn't mean you.
Johnny: Oh, okay!
Tunny: YEAH! THATS WHY THE BABIES EYES ARE BROWN! SO SUCK IT!
Will: AUGH! *tackles Tunny and they begin to fight*
Theo: I see blood. This is a full on bitch fight!
Johnny: I'm calling the paramedics!
Jimmy: Hell no!
Johnny: Why not?
Jimmy: Once again, drugs. Back room.
Will: NOBODY FUCKS MY GIRLFRIEND BUT ME!
Tunny: GET OFF ME! WHY ARE YOU SO FAT!
Johnny: What are you doing?
Theo: Filming this! The is comedy gold!
Heather: *enters the room*
Heather: I don't even want to know *leaves*
Will: YOU MESSED WITH WRONG-
Tunny: WILL! YOURE SO STUPID!
Will: NO YOU'RE-
Tunny: I NEVER slept with Heather!
Will: Then why-
Tunny: To make you mad and obviously it worked!
Will: But the baby's eyes-
Jimmy: YOUR EYES ARE ALSO BROWN, GODDAMN IT!
Johnny: OOOOOHHHHH... I don't get it.
Tunny: Now get off of me would you!
TV: And Michael finishes with a silver medal making this his 18th!
Theo: YOU MADE ME MISS THE MATCH!
Johnny: THANKS GUYS!
Tunny: Sorry, I had a baby elephant on my stomach!
Will: Am I really that fat?
Johnny: You don't want us to answer that.
Theo: I'm gonna go take a smoke. *leaves down the hall*
Jimmy: Well I still don't know what the Olympics are and you guys are pathetic so...
Johnny: I think I'll go join Theo for a smoke in the back room.
Tunny: Wait, the back room?
All: ... THEO!
(in the Afterlife)
Theo: I didn't know drugs exploded!
Jimmy: They don't!
Johnny: I had some left over fireworks from the fourth in there.
Will: YOU DUMBASS!
Johnny: That's quite ironic coming from the guy that let his girlfriend get fucked up by his best friend!
Tunny: I told you I was kidding!
Jimmy: But I wasn't!
Jimmy: Don't be surprised! I also screwed Whatserface...
Johnny: OH MY GOD! I HATE YOU!
Theo: Why? I fucked you and you didn't care!
Tunny: This is getting out of hand! This story needs to end!
Jimmy: ... So...
Johnny: There's a moment you know-