[Note from the Author: Happy Laven Week, my lovelies!

I wrote this in fifteen minutes while I was on the city bus this morning on my iPod. Don't expect too much :P

Happy Readings!


Theme One - Network


"Yes, Allen?"

"What is that?"

"It's poached chicken with lemon and ginger!"

"... Lavi?"

"Yes, Allen?"

"Why is it burnt to a crisp? To poach chicken, don't you boil it?"

"Yeah, still trying to figure out how the hell I managed that."

"Were you watching the Food Network again?"

"No! ... Okay, okay, I was. Sheesh. Death glare, much?"

"Well, you just outright lied to me."

"I wanted you to think I did it on my own."



"I can tell you did it yourself, so don't worry."

"Ugh. I was just trying to make a nice dinner for tonight."

"Huh? Why?"

"Don't tell me you forgot what today is!"


"You seriously forgot?"

"... Maybe..."

"Man, and you get pissed when I forget stuff."

"You have photographic memory! You can't forget things, you just simply ignore them and pretend to forget them."

"Hm, what's your point?"


"Seriously, how could you forget today? It's only the day marking us being together for six months!"

"... That's today?"



"If I didn't love you so much, I would whack you upside the head. Just sayin'."

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to forget, I swear! Things have just been stressful with school and st-"



"You talk to much sometimes."

"I wish you wouldn't always do that."

"You know you love my kisses."

"But not while I'm trying to talk."

"Would you rather I tell you to shut up instead?"


"Good then."


"Yes, Allen?"

"I'm really sorry I forgot."

"Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal."

"Yes it is, don't lie. I should have remembered."

"Allen, it's fine. Honestly, I'm not upset. I know you've had to deal with shit recently."

"I still feel bad."

"Yeah? Well, I think it's better that you forgot."

"Eh? Why?"

"Because I totally fuckered up our dinner..."

"It's okay. It doesn't look that bad. ... How the hell did you make it all burnt on the inside?"

"Um, skill?"

"And there's way too much ginger..."

"What? The instructions said to season to taste. So I dumped half of the ground ginger in there to make sure you could taste it."


"Damn Rachel Ray for making this look so easy."



"I am officially banning you from the Food Network."

"What? But what about Food Network Star? I am like addicted to that show! And Chopped!"

"Let me rephrase that: You are banned from trying to make the food on there."

"I'm not that bad!"

"... You put an entire lemon in the pot. Not peel or juice, but an entire lemon without even cutting it..."

"... Point taken. Wanna go to Red Robin's? I know it's not fancy, but you really love that place."

"I would love to. Thank you."

"No need to thank me."

"Happy six months together, Lavi."

"Happy six months together, Allen."

[Note from the Author: There you go. Sorry it was just dialog. The next one will be better.

Will update tomorrow~ :D

Until Next Time!