"Not a Lick of Sense"
A drabble of 100 words
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Summary: When Pete's affected by an artifact, he's still Pete.
Myka deduces that it's Meriwether Lewis's compass that made Ginny Howard write her name in 865 library books and made Jonathan Tuttle pee on his entire office staff. People affected by the artifact want to mark their territory; anything they feel is "theirs." So, of course, when Pete is affected, he starts licking things.
Pete's impossible to stop. His badge and gun, sunglasses, and the steering wheel are all quickly slimed. But when Myka tries to stop him from licking every plate in Leena's kitchen, Pete responds predictably. Myka doesn't want to give up, but she knows when she's licked.